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Who would it be? The boss? The secretary? Yourself? The annoying guy at the coffee maker?
 

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i thought this was going to be about vodka.
 

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The guy at work that thinks scribe lines are good enough to locate a part for robotic welding. I'd love to see Bubba on 2nd shift locate a part to +/-.030" with no tooling. Yeeeaahh.
 

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Oooh, The Liver Stabbin'!

4 oz light rum
.5oz grenadine
.5oz 151

Serve with a knife as a stirrer.
 

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If I hadn't taken that buyout...

...you'd be reading about me right now. I went back into the Old Workplace a few days ago for the first time in months. About 25 percent of the staff has been laid off, and everybody's panic-stricken and paranoid. I wanted to liverstab half of them for being wusses and the other half for not having a better plan.
But I don't have to, because I'm gone.
 

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Andrea138 said:
The student that's always 20min late and wondering why her attendance grade isn't a 100 since she's technically "there" every day.
well she's not there when you take attendance, so f' her
 

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I Am a Meat Popsicle
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THE BOSSES KID WHO MAKES MORE THAN EVERY ONE HERE BUT DOES EXACTLY ZERO WORK!!!!!!!!


yes, that needed to be all caps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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The ex boss who after 15 years said to me and I quote "its just not working out put your key on the desk take any pictures you have and get out" I would have thought it wouldn't take 15 years to figure that out maybe 6 months a year tops. I guess he really must be SLOOOWWWWWWWWW.
 

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the embalmer said:
The ex boss who after 15 years said to me and I quote "its just not working out put your key on the desk take any pictures you have and get out" I would have thought it wouldn't take 15 years to figure that out maybe 6 months a year tops. I guess he really must be SLOOOWWWWWWWWW.
He's really a zombie. Shoot him in the head. 30 times. With a nail gun.

And then stab his liver for good measure.
 

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tomk96 said:
well she's not there when you take attendance, so f' her
Our conversation today:

Me: Do you have a job?
Her: Uhhh... (puzzled) Yeah?
Me: Do you get paid by the hour?
Her: Yeah
Me: So if you clock in 20 minutes late, do you get paid for that 20 minutes that you were not there?
Her: Uhhh... (still puzzled) No?
Me: exactly. Get to work.
 

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Our alleged IT guy
 

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Andrea138 said:
The student that's always 20min late and wondering why her attendance grade isn't a 100 since she's technically "there" every day.
Did she ask for a reference letter?
 

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2cflyr said:
co-ikrir listening to rush limbaugh. 'nuff said.
Who gets the stabbin'? Rush or co-worker?
 
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