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midnight melon mounter
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Are you open to performance milestones? The $50/month figure isn't a sticking point, but I'd like to nail down some deliverables.

Off the top of my head, we need to get some improvement in these areas:

a) Your post count needs to come up

b) You don't offer much in the way of photography. We might want to outsource this. How do you feel about body doubles?

c) I'd like to see you participating in your local & manufacturer forums.

d) If we could get you into Podium Girls, wow, the sky's the limit for sponsorship opportunities.

e) One word - tattoos. Are you an Orthodox Jew?

I need to firm up my ad budget in the next couple of days. Please contact my people, Scotty2Hotty handles all my contracts.

Best,

Alex
 

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midnight melon mounter
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Cease and desist

Scotty2Hotty said:
Man, forget that clown. I'll put up your ad for $45.

My first-ever post in NC is one of the most-viewed threads in this forum. I guarantee maximum exposure.
This is the most blatant violation of a non-compete I've ever seen.
 

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wut?
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Man, forget that clown. I'll put up your ad for $45.

My first-ever post in NC is one of the most-viewed threads in this forum. I guarantee maximum exposure.
 

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You're Not the Boss of Me
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My people will be in touch.


Errr, so to speak. It being Valentine's Day and all, they might not be able to contact your people until they are done being "in touch." Love conquers all, ya know.
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
Are you open to performance milestones? The $50/month figure isn't a sticking point, but I'd like to nail down some deliverables.

Off the top of my head, we need to get some improvement in these areas:

a) Your post count needs to come up

b) You don't offer much in the way of photography. We might want to outsource this. How do you feel about body doubles?

c) I'd like to see you participating in your local & manufacturer forums.

d) If we could get you into Podium Girls, wow, the sky's the limit for sponsorship opportunities.

e) One word - tattoos. Are you an Orthodox Jew?

I need to firm up my ad budget in the next couple of days. Please contact my people, Scotty2Hotty handles all my contracts.

Best,

Alex
You should try to negotiate a change of name too, while you're at it. Something friendlier and more inviting to the General Discussion crowd. ;)
 

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Strained coccyx etc etc
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JT, go check BJ's "happy valentines day moreons" thread. i've found yer new avatar etc etc etc.
 

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midnight melon mounter
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I agree

il sogno said:
You should try to negotiate a change of name too, while you're at it. Something friendlier and more inviting to the General Discussion crowd. ;)
My username sucks. If I had a cool username I'd be in business. Any suggestions?
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
My username sucks. If I had a cool username I'd be in business. Any suggestions?
how about "sir reginald beauregard III"?
 

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midnight melon mounter
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It's a reference to a favorite book

il sogno said:
Your av sig - midnight melon mounter is erm - interesting. :)
It's the author's nickname for a character in the novel "Suttree". The character is Gene Harrogate.
 

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Sir Turdhaven

haiku d'etat said:
how about "sir reginald beauregard III"?
Reggie Turdcastle is a kick butt name. Thanks for the suggestions.

I don't think I'm allowed to swap names though.
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
Reggie Turdcastle is a kick butt name. Thanks for the suggestions.

I don't think I'm allowed to swap names though.
of course you are. i did. moreon.
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
Reggie Turdcastle is a kick butt name. Thanks for the suggestions.

I don't think I'm allowed to swap names though.
How about "Alex-Loves-Evan-Stone"?

Evan Stone is my hero.



That should be someone's avatar.
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
Or your mom?
i was too busy trying to get out from under your mother to get to the doc for a note.

unfortunately after she left, i found out i NEEDED to see a doc.

etc etc.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
How about "Alex-Loves-Evan-Stone"?

Evan Stone is my hero.



That should be someone's avatar.
Don't go there........

........ Chuck Norris has no respect Evan Stone ........
........ Only Chuck may be your hero .......
 
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