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When Jens Voigt hits the ground, the earth says "Ouch."
 

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I want a Road Bike :)
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and also:

 

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I think Jens is rubbing off on people - and I like it:

At the race I did today, one of the riders from another field was on the final kilometer of his race, head down, TTing in for a good finish. He nailed the curb, trashed his front wheel, and super-maned into the median of the road. A buddy of mine and I went over to see if he was okay and he just got up, said "I want to finish this race," and swapped out his wheel for a neutral one before hopping back on and riding in. Hard core.

He didn't even notice the copious amounts of blood dripping from his knee/arm/face, nor that he completely ignored the EMTs who were approaching and surrounding him.

Got a little Jens in you?
 

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Jens Voight is currently calculating the logistics of getting to Andrea138's house and back to France in time to start tomorrow's stage. He was going to fly but he's decided he can make the trip faster on his bike.
 

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"had he been born 100 yrs ago in Texas, he is the guy that would have captured Panco Villa, his entire army, Geronimo, Satanta, jesse james, and Sam Bass. All in one day."
 

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Jens Voight can divide by zero. The answer is Jens Voight.
 

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I've said it before and I'll say it again:

When Superman was a boy, he wanted Jens Voight underpants.
 

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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he looks under his bed for Jens Voight....
 
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