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The Two Nuns thread inspired me. We need some joke category threads.

Fellow comes into the lawyer's office and asks to speak with him. Shown in, he says, "I have a proposition for you. I can make you the most powerful, wealthy and successful attorney ever. Your colleagues will envy you, judges will fear you, clients will grovel to pay you to represent them. And all I want in return is your soul to burn in hell forever, and the souls of your children, and of your grandchildren."

Lawyer looks gravely at the stranger, ponders his words for a moment, then leans across the desk, fixes the stranger with a cold stare, and says, "So, what's the catch?"
 

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My dad's favorite:

How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?




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One, but you have to run him through really slowly...
 

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OK, two of them:
Q: What's 50 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A great start.

This one is a borderline lawyer joke, but really funny.
Mickey Mouse went to see his attorney. He wanted a divorce from Minnie Mouse. The lawyer asked why and he listened to Mickies response and then the aattorney responded: "I have never heard this before, no judge is going to grant you a divorce because she is exceedingly silly." To which Mickey responded, "No, you weren't listening, I didn't say she was exceedingly silly, I said she was [email protected]!n9 Goofey".
 
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