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Captain Obvious
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uzziefly said:
//Exceeleeeenntttttt :D
i'd rather try to molest a grizzly bear.
 

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Bring blow, booze, and penicillin.
 

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Seems like she has been ridden hard and put away wet......

NTTIAWWT
 

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Lemur-ing
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tomk96 said:
i'd rather try to molest a grizzly bear.
Take the booze and bong away, look at her in Mean Girls, and you'd probably hit it.
 

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Lemur-ing
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MB1 said:
Seems like she has been ridden hard and put away wet......

NTTIAWWT
KODE!!!!!!!

No wait, this one is kinda literal. Does that make it ironic code then?
 

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Lemur-ing
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Old enough to know better
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Lohan is like buying Tech stocks. 5 yrs ago you would have been set, but today.... Pass on both.
Kthnxbye
 

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jaded bitter joy crusher
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uzziefly said:
Lindsay Lohan back in the market
Would that market be craigslist, ebay, or Big Lots?
 

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Captain Obvious
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Fredke said:
Would that market be craigslist, ebay, or Big Lots?
from the sounds of it, p()rn market.
 

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Back from the dead
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If you are looking for a high maintenance girl to bring lots of drama into your life, you can't do better than her. You might want to have that TRO already filled out to save time.
 

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Seat's not level
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MB1 said:
Seems like she has been ridden hard and put away wet......

NTTIAWWT
So you can find her listed under the "used celebrity" section of Craigs list, or did somebody post her on Freecycle.org and leave her at the curb?
 

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Quiet, daddy's drinking
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Scankalious!
 

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I know the limo driver that took Lindsay from her girl friend's DJ gig to the airport. She puked in the back seat.

What do you like in girl?
A bottle of tequila!
 

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You're Not the Boss of Me
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I'm sorry. This specially designated celebrity job description is already filled by Britney Spears. I can't keep track of TWO formerly-promising crazy young female train wrecks at a time.
 

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jaded bitter joy crusher
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JayTee said:
I'm sorry. This specially designated celebrity job description is already filled by Britney Spears.
Does that mean I can't get 15 minutes of youtube fame by posting a video asking everyone to lay off LiLo?
 

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Quiet, daddy's drinking
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JayTee said:
I'm sorry. This specially designated celebrity job description is already filled by Britney Spears. I can't keep track of TWO formerly-promising crazy young female train wrecks at a time.

Two? Tara Reid not good enough for the list? :p
 
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