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It all started so innocently...
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He caught her attention when he checked out her bike.
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She captured his heart with her monkey impression.
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They touched...
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And she taught him how to take off her top.
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But alas, they had to go their separate ways. Until next year, perhaps. Until then, Little Mohair Chair's is working hard on pronouncing "Vonteity."

(Thanks Von! Luke LOVED you!)
 

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Captain Obvious
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little guy has good taste. and his priorities are in order too.
 

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Genitive Declensioner
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Alex-in-Evanston said:
Luke = more skills than Uzziefly
AinE = master of the obvious
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
Svend = at the party?
svend = fail

/ new human soon to arrive = not enough time for road trip :(
 

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mohair_chair said:
Until next year, perhaps. Until then, Little Mohair Chair's is working hard on pronouncing "Vonteity."
Von's trying to get an early start on cougarhood?
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
new human arrival = your life goes into a deep dark hole
4yr old = live in babysitter :idea:
 

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I wanna know how Von is still single!!

every single guy/ rider I know would be try his darned-est to impress a girl like that!
 

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jpelaston said:
I wanna know how Von is still single!!

every single guy/ rider I know would be try his darned-est to impress a girl like that!
not everything in the world makes sense.
 

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GIMME MY BIKE!
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Your son, I like. You, not so much after yesterday's ride. I'm not speaking to you at the moment... :mad: :cryin::incazzato::p
 

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GIMME MY BIKE!
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Did someone hear something?
 

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GIMME MY BIKE!
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mohair_chair said:
Luke wants to know.
Von's Ride of Misery II: Garmin 705 problems, sore legs, nasty port-a-potty, bumpy pavement violating my sensitive bits, sadistic bonus climb at the end for no apparent reason, poison oak encounter, bonking, throwing a hissy fit on the side of the road, and salacious use of the f-bomb to describe parties involved in planning the ride, the ride itself, and at times, even Jesus.

Good times!
 

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jaded bitter joy crusher
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jpelaston said:
every single guy/ rider I know would be try his darned-est to impress a girl like that!
I think you have your answer there. We all know just how attractive most guys are when they're trying really hard to impress a chica! :D
 
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