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  • j's you are a sexy beast, i'd hit it

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I will break up with my girlfriend, but I need to know first that you will go out with me once I do that.

So...?






And to sweeten the deal, I'll throw in this haiku:

who's got a kindle?
i'd sleep with you, but it's lent
does ketchup go bad?

and this puppy:



and this bike:

 

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well?
 

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yes j's yes...with all my heart, yes :D
 

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i totally feel rejected.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
i totally feel rejected.
I'm totally in. I've always found men in uniform (especially when they're carrying handcuffs) to be irresistible. As soon as I receive the puppy and my other prizes, I'm on the next Greyhound to Mempho. :thumbsup:
 

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mickey-mac said:
I'm totally in. I've always found men in uniform (especially when they're carrying handcuffs) to be irresistible. As soon as I receive the puppy and my other prizes, I'm on the next Greyhound to Mempho. :thumbsup:
ok please post your home address and schedule here in this thread.

yippee!!!
 

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my god, what are you going to do if he actually DOES send that "puppy"...........shudder
 

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Touch0Gray said:
my god, what are you going to do if he actually DOES send that "puppy"...........shudder
have a light dinner?
 

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haiku d'etat said:
have a light dinner?
haven't you heard....you are what you eat?
 

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and the"presentation" is atrocious
 
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