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I like to go before I ride.
If I try to ride too early before the magic cup of coffee takes effect, It messes up my movements.

I really don't wanna get up earlier than I have to.

What do you crack of dawn riders do?
 

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This is exactly what the hollow seat tube and cut-out saddle was designed for.
 

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Swig of prune juice, glass of Clamato Budweiser and a shot of turkish coffee.
 

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you already provided the answer to your own question...

2 qt. warm water enema.

badda-boom, badda-bing...!

an evacuated colon is a clean machine.
 

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I like to go before I ride.
If I try to ride too early before the magic cup of coffee takes effect, It messes up my movements.

I really don't wanna get up earlier than I have to.

What do you crack of dawn riders do?
The way I heard it, there was something about the constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil.

And just so you don't get too "full of yourself" (pun intended) not everybody is on the same BM schedule that you are. I think Sigmund Freud had some insights into your desire to control. :)
 

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Try this new bike tire:

 
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