1. Update your signature to something from a movie. 2. Then post here. 3. Profit.
rocco said:There are so many I could go on and on... Lot's of Kubrick movies for sure.
I like this one but it's more than 500 characters long so it won't work.
Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God, and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand?
This one is hsort and sweet.
Wendy, I'm home!
FBI 1: Sir, we have an indication you were born Nathan Huffhines; is this correct?Coolhand said:1. Update your signature to something from a movie. 2. Then post here. 3. Profit.