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Grey Manrod
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They're going to get frozen custard without me.

Now, I could go by myself, but that would be tantamount to just giving up on life. Is there anyway to not feel like a pathetic loser when going out for ice cream by yourself? No, there is not. Once you place the order, you may as well announce to the entire establishment that you suck at life, are undesirable to the opposite sex, and you will die alone in your parents' basement.

So, loungers, help me plot the appropriate revenge for this grievous slight upon the pater familias.
 

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Just buy a new bike.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
They're going to get frozen custard without me.

Now, I could go by myself, but that would be tantamount to just giving up on life. Is there anyway to not feel like a pathetic loser when going out for ice cream by yourself? No, there is not. Once you place the order, you may as well announce to the entire establishment that you suck at life, are undesirable to the opposite sex, and you will die alone in your parents' basement.

So, loungers, help me plot the appropriate revenge for this grievous slight upon the pater familias.
i dont know what tantamount means but i stop for ice cream by myself all the time on my commute home.
 

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gutfiddle said:
i dont know what tantamount means but i stop for ice cream by myself all the time on my commute home.

Wait, how do you wave if you have ice cream in your hand.
 

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lot8con8 said:
Wait, how do you wave if you have ice cream in your hand.
i eat my brusters turtle sunday first then remount my steel steed.
 

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gutfiddle said:
i dont know what tantamount means but i stop for ice cream by myself all the time on my commute home.
The normal rules of life do not apply to you. How else do you explain Becky Beadle?
 

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Brick Tamland said:
So, loungers, help me plot the appropriate revenge for this grievous slight upon the pater familias.
I would wait and make sure they don't bring you a quart home. You don't want to have to clean up the blood and then find a melted quart of your favorite flavor.
 

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dr hoo said:
I would wait and make sure they don't bring you a quart home. You don't want to have to clean up the blood and then find a melted quart of your favorite flavor.
Then I can't ever get frozen custard again! Not without starting a whole new family, anyways. But it would kind of be cutting my nose off to spite my face, no?
 

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MB1 is correct.


joe
 

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Brick Tamland said:
Then I can't ever get frozen custard again! Not without starting a whole new family, anyways.

That's the problem with the world these days, people shy away from making the punishment fit the crime.

Ok, then I suggest deep sighs and puppy dog eyes. If you are pathetic enough they will never want to endure that again.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
They're going to get frozen custard without me.

Now, I could go by myself, but that would be tantamount to just giving up on life. Is there anyway to not feel like a pathetic loser when going out for ice cream by yourself? No, there is not. Once you place the order, you may as well announce to the entire establishment that you suck at life, are undesirable to the opposite sex, and you will die alone in your parents' basement.

So, loungers, help me plot the appropriate revenge for this grievous slight upon the pater familias.
I would hire an escort (with her children), the take them all to get some frozen custard, then bring them back home and play Twister.
 

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Assume the fetal position, and cry in the corner" why me, why me" until they get home.
 

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Boo hoo. My family went out for ice cream without me. HTFU.









HTH.
 
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