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In Pharmacology, all drugs have 2 names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for ******. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it is recently announced that it has settled on the general name of Mycoxafloppin.

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp announced today that ****** will soon be available in a liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will
market the new concoction by the name: "Mount & Do."
 

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snapdragen said:
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name: "Mount & Do."
this brings entirely new meaning to "7-UP".
 
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