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A cyclist dies and finds himself at the Pearly Gates.

St Peter lets him in and suggests he has a look around before being issued with his wings and given his own cloud.

So the cyclist wanders off checking Heaven out.

After a while he happens upon a cloud with a velodrome on it. On it is an old man with white hair and beard who is riding round the track furiously.

He watches the man riding for a while and then returns to St Peter.

"So, any questions?" asks St Peter

"Not really, well only one" replies the man, "what's with the guy on the velodrome?"























"Ah! That's God" says St Peter "he thinks he's Eddy Merckx!"
 

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maybe slightly improved version

He sees an old guy in a Molteni jersey riding furiously around the track.

When he goes back to St. Pete, he says, "Wow, I didn't know that Eddy Merckx had died!"

Peter answers, "Oh, Eddy's still alive and well. That's God; he just thinks he's Eddy Merckx."
 
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