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Power Napper
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'Cause boy howdy, when MY husband hands me a colander of freshly washed bell peppers it really makes ME want to jump his bones. :rolleyes: :mad2:
 

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All I wanted was a Pepsi!
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Wait...you're a girl??!
 

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Power Napper
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What was your first clue?
 

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True story....most of you know who I work for.... my division caters almost exclusively to the pharmaceutical industry...

I was golfing with one of the big pharma companies earlier this year. This company hasn't entered this particular market yet... but their pill is going to address two issues.... the ability to keep it up AND delaying the premature sufferers as well....

You heard it here first....
 

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Power Napper
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Ya know, you guys all need to just get over your d*cks.
 

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Call me a Fred
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Talk to your doctor to see if it is right for you.
 

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Dave Hickey said:
If it lasts for more than 4 hours consult your doctor....hell.. if it last more than 4 hours, I'm running naked down the street.....
if it lasts more than 4 hours, time to call in some more H&B.
 

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What the Hell is going on
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Sadly, I'm in need of some right now.
 

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Dave Hickey said:
but their pill is going to address two issues.... the ability to keep it up AND delaying the premature sufferers as well....
Yeah, but does it come with bell peppers or do I have to get my own?
 

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If you still feel the need to kill someone after 4 hours, consult a physician's assistant.
 

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Sadly, I'm in need of some right now.

Freshly-washed bell peppers? Don't fret, we all go through dry spells.

The woman in that commercial is easy. Takes a lot more for me to get turned on.........like, vacuuming or mopping the floors. :ihih:
 

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Windrider (Stubborn)
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To me the mystery question is..............

when you do want to jump his bones, do you need his & her bathtubs?

Inquiring minds and all.

Len
 

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Len J said:
To me the mystery question is..............

when you do want to jump his bones, do you need his & her bathtubs?

Inquiring minds and all.

Len
Thank you , whatthehell is it with the tubs? Separate tubes, I don't think cialis makes it telepathic.
 

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theBreeze said:
'Cause boy howdy, when MY husband hands me a colander of freshly washed bell peppers it really makes ME want to jump his bones. :rolleyes: :mad2:
Really?

Any particular color or size of bell pepper?

I'm thinking it just might work with Miss M too! :cool:
 
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