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dude, my fav intRweb ebay seller don't have men's thongs. i'm not sure how they're sized and how they stretch, but i just ordered a leather lace-up vest and some "goth chaps" from these folks in ohio (on the lake), and was hoping to put a thong to the deal to complete tha image.

so, do leather thongs stretch, or if they're too big, what? and washing?

do me a flavor, real quick, find a good rep source on ebay or elsewhere for a leather thong. i have some thick thighs and wear a 36/38 waist because i'm a big shoney's boy. i got about a medium-large sized "package" for someone 6'2" and "large framed" and a tiney hiney.

help a bro out here, my friend.

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haiku d'etat said:
i just ordered a leather lace-up vest and some "goth chaps" from these folks in ohio (on the lake), and was hoping to put a thong to the deal to complete tha image.

so, do leather thongs stretch, or if they're too big, what? and washing?

i have some thick thighs and wear a 36/38 waist because i'm a big shoney's boy. i got about a medium-large sized "package" for someone 6'2" and "large framed" and a tiney hiney.

I'm just so disturbed now.
 

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That is just....

jtolleson said:
I'm just so disturbed now.
way more info that I ever wanted to know.

Len
 

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Friction_Shifter said:
your post or this:
them 'maters and that sausage, plus the beans (two of 'em) are about right.
 

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you know you like it, JT. what will you be thinking about at work tommorrow? me in a leather thong, chaps, and a vest. (and that's all i'll be wearing, unless i can find a slim basked-weaved cowboy hat...oh, and wait...my new doc mrtn's steel-toe sh*t-kickers....)
 

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Len J said:
way more info that I ever wanted to know.

Len
you KNOW better than to read my threads, Len. and yet, you do...

MOREON!

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I may never sleep or eat again..........:eek:
 

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snapdragen said:
I may never sleep or eat again..........:eek:
snap, i remember the ocean. when we walked on the beach. sand between our toes. and held hands lovingly. and touched in the surf.

kiss me in the moonlight.
 

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jtolleson said:
I'm just so disturbed now.
You're disturbed, hell I just went outside and stared at the sun for 2 minutes to try and get the image out of my head.......
 

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haiku d'etat said:
you know you like it, JT. what will you be thinking about at work tommorrow? me in a leather thong, chaps, and a vest. (and that's all i'll be wearing, unless i can find a slim basked-weaved cowboy hat...oh, and wait...my new doc mrtn's steel-toe sh*t-kickers....)

AND I can start my new career managing the latest Village People tribute band since I've found the "leather dude."
 

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haiku d'etat said:
snap, i remember the ocean. when we walked on the beach. sand between our toes. and held hands lovingly. and touched in the surf.

kiss me in the moonlight.
Damn, I was hungover! I remember sand, and beaches....but hand holding and surf touching?

Are you sure it wasn't eddy?;)
 

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snapdragen said:
Damn, I was hungover! I remember sand, and beaches....but hand holding and surf touching?

Are you sure it wasn't eddy?;)
i think it was the three of us. and i think Hickey has pics. but they're not to be discovered until the vault is uncovered in 2012, just before the apocalypse. 12/20/2012. you heard it here first.
 

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Ohio by the lake????

I hope you aren't talking about Cleveland??????? Isn't that a sore subject(ok, maybe a pun intended)? And yes, I used to live on the North Coast.
 

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jtolleson said:
AND I can start my new career managing the latest Village People tribute band since I've found the "leather dude."
i'll sing and dance and shake the booty, you manage, and we'll be life partners. no worries.
 

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svend said:
You're disturbed, hell I just went outside and stared at the sun for 2 minutes to try and get the image out of my head.......
that will blind you, ya moreon. i'll only crack your psyche.

pick one.
 

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TUT2222 said:
I hope you aren't talking about Cleveland??????? Isn't that a sore subject(ok, maybe a pun intended)? And yes, I used to live on the North Coast.
i'm about over that sh*t. btw, the ebay source i have is just W/NW of clevel*nd. i've ordered more restraints and BDSM stuff from them than anyone else, and i'm a dedicated customer. good, fast, $$$$+++ service and excellent shipping. etc etc.
 

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i got about a medium-large sized "package" for someone 6'2" and "large framed" and a tiney hiney.

help a bro out here, my friend.

etc etc.[/QUOTE]

medium size.. i want to know if mine is small, medium, medium large(who knows? i may be lucky) or small medium. i ride a 54cm italian lugged steel. .. recreational rider. commuter. what size in centimeters is a medium large? do you measure flaccid, medium or full erect?
 

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full erect.
 

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