Palm trees & sunshine!
Do a collage of your own best posts.
That's simple. You just relax, close your eyes, and go. As long as you're not too far into the ride, they'll dry out fairly well as you head back home. The chamois takes a bit longer to dry.Kram59 said:Or. How do I take a p*ss with bibs on??
here here!!!4bykn said:Haiku dude.... it's gotta be congratulating the Steelers on their Super Bowl victory.
ok sure.kpcw said:I think it should be your autobiography.
I think you should write it all, set the rumors straight. Let it all out in a cathartic fashion, kinda like the show on tv where the dude apologizes to anyone her ever harmed etc.
It should be an interview, think James Liptonesque. Tell it all to us, your favorite noise. Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding. Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe. Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself). Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch. Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett? Which Angel was your favorite? How does one recover from pain in the heart? Campy or Shim*no and why (of course). Favorite children's book? What is God's Confirmation name? His last name? What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time? Tell us your three largest mistakes in life. Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears? What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak? What is one burning question you have for Morrissey? Would you hit Morrissey? Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it? Where is Micronesia? How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated? Why do we cry and do any other mammals? The best pool shot you ever hit? How soon is now?
Stuff like that.