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Discussion Starter · #1 · (Edited)
Ever since we moved into our neighborhood, I've been concerned that my sons would eventually run into this. As harmless as it may look, I simply will not allow them anywhere near a retarded turtle wearing a monocle.

What's the allure?

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Worthless without pictures.
 

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uzziefly said:
Worthless without pictures.
Hold your damn horses, moreon.
 

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firstrax said:
If someone can decipher this please clue the rest of us in.
:( :cryin:
 

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I'm trying to PICTURE this in my mind.

Somehow I'm not coming up with an adequate mental IMAGE.

Maybe you could help? thanks...


EDITED to say....... nevermind
 

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JustTooBig said:
I'm trying to PICTURE this in my mind.

Somehow I'm not coming up with an adequate mental IMAGE.

Maybe you could help? thanks...


EDITED to say....... nevermind
He took that long to post a picture?
 

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Antonio_B said:
Hold your damn horses, moreon.
You fail at speed.

//Does the turtle mean children are supposed to cross the street very slowly?
 

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first....



to vote "I'm a moreon"
 

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had it in the ear before
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why do you hate interspecies relationships?
 

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just be glad the turtle isn't from the anatomically correct herd that runs around A-i-E's neighborhood
 

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JustTooBig said:
just be glad the turtle isn't from the anatomically correct herd that runs around A-i-E's neighborhood
Shouldn't a turtle's wang be in its thang? (Shell that is)
 

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holy crap it's tippy turtle!

Hey, Tippy Turtle
Coming down the street
Tell us what you're gonna do

First, I'm gonna bother everybody I meet
Then I'm gonna go home and get drunk
Hey Tippy Turtle
Hey, hey Tippy Turtle
 

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just because the turtle has a hairlip doesnt give you the right to call it "retarded"
 

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I would help him across the street. It's what I do. :)

And why all the hatin' on the possibly drunk / mentally challenged / effete / hair lip turtle?
 

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Those kids better wash their hands, turtles carry all kinds of disease. My mom told me that.
 

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The turtle looks like the creepy old man down the street. I'm not sure I'd want my kid being walked anywhere by him.
 

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Discussion Starter · #19 ·
gutfiddle said:
just because the turtle has a hairlip doesnt give you the right to call it "retarded"
I think the same person who designed our neighborhhood sign drew this:

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