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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.


Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.



Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.



Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).



Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.



Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?



Which Angel was your favorite?



How does one recover from pain in the heart?



Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).



Favorite children's book?



What is God's Confirmation name?



His last name?



What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?



Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.



Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?



What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?



What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?



Would you hit Morrissey?



Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?



Where is Micronesia?



How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?



Why do we cry and do any other mammals?



The best pool shot you ever hit?



How soon is now?
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
The sound of one hand clapping

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
Replace with ribbon from one of the gifts.

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
I think, "oh my, what is a giraffe doing in san jose?"

Tell us why zebras have stripes
Zebras have stripes for fashion purposes.

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Don't know. Never had it.

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
I never had any interest in hitting Farrah Fawcett. She never did it for me.

Which Angel was your favorite?
Cheryl Ladd. Definitely Cheryl Ladd. Yep. Most definitely.

How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Surgery could help. Angioplasty, perhaps.

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Shimano. Because the other stuff costs too much for essentially the same thing.

Favorite children's book?
Le Petit Prince.

What is God's Confirmation name?
Hubert

His last name?
Landinsky

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
They haven't made it yet.

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
1. That time in Vegas.
2. That other time in Vegas.
3. That thing that happened on the Sunset Strip..

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Q-tips and index finger

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
"Why did you give me such a stupid name? No one has any idea what I do!"

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
"You were kidding about the celibacy thing, right?"

Would you hit Morrissey?
If I did, it would be a shot to the gut.

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
It doesn't.

Where is Micronesia?
Next to the pancreas.

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
150 fortnights

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
We cry because that is what makes us human. Yes, other mammals cry.

The best pool shot you ever hit?
I once shot a ball off the table and into a huge window pane. Thankfully, the ball bounced off the glass. I don't play much pool.

How soon is now?
Now is so yesterday.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.

historically, the first sound my son made at birth.

currently, well...i'd have to be moderated if i disclosed my "current" fav noise.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.

unlace one hole on both sides, even the shorter lace out, and retie. that's assuming i'm at a wedding, which i don't plan to be.

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.

42.

Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).

your a idiot/s.

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.

neither. 'scrip oral anti-fungal and cleanliness.

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?

oh HELL yes.

Which Angel was your favorite?

tv: kate jackson (sabrina)

movie: lucy liu (yummy)

How does one recover from pain in the heart?

hard living

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).

shim*no. if you have to ask...

Favorite children's book?

where the wild things are

What is God's Confirmation name?

huh?

His last name?

god is a woman. her last name is Jovovich.

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?

remember that one from miami vice that was the size of a handheld military field radio?

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.

-buying a house.
-losing my greatest love, and letting her go.
-allowing that to cripple my mind and take me off the bike.

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?

pinky. :)

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?

"arrgh! it's drivin' me nuts!"

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?

honestly, none.

Would you hit Morrissey?

is he related to Cooper?

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?

same reason s*x is better with a partner. usually.

Where is Micronesia?

right where it should be.

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?

never. the earth will be devastated first when those dudes from the chronicles of riddick come through and turn us all into necromongers etc etc.

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?

pain and pleasure. yes--dolphins cry.

The best pool shot you ever hit?

it was some kind of jump-shot combo off a rail.

How soon is now?

Rummaging through the attic when I'm home
It brings back those memories to me
I'd amuse myself when I was small
When I was younger, the simplest things would do
Now I'm on everybody's mailing list
For things I can't afford to buy
I hear the weatherman
He says "It looks like rain for a while"
I guess I'll have to stay inside
Make peanut butter sandwiches and cry
 

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oh, and...
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
Silence or my wife breathing at night


Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
go barefoot


Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
Was that the beans I had last night?


Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
it accessorizes their hoofs, nttawwt


Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Gold Bond - its a party in the pants


Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
Nah


Which Angel was your favorite?
Lucy Liu


How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Hammer to the thumb


Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
whatever gets you through the night


Favorite children's book?
Our Animal Friends at Maple Hill Farm


What is God's Confirmation name?



His last name?



What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
um, don't know


Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
Not talking about my problems.


Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Or car keys


What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
Why do I look like salisbury steak.


What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Who are you?


Would you hit Morrissey?
Nah.


Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
Cause it ain'g got your own finger grime on it.


Where is Micronesia?
South of Macronesia.


How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
12 years, 36 days, 8 hours, 15 minutes, 47 seconds, oh, wait, 46, 45


Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Cause do not have any other release valve, yes


The best pool shot you ever hit?
none


How soon is now?
So soon, its all over.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
It happened in 1999, don't you remember? And they anesthetized everyone and moved us to Earth II? And they decided not to tell the stupid people because...oh. Sorry.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
A: Passing gas in an empty room.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
A: Tie a frigging knot


Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
A: He must have gas


Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
A: #3


Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
A: Last time I had jock itch, neither one had been invented.


Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
A: Why not?


Which Angel was your favorite?
A: The one the fell.


How does one recover from pain in the heart?
A: Beer


Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
A: Shimano..........because.


Favorite children's book?
Anything by the brothers Grimm.


What is God's Confirmation name?
A: The man with no name


His last name?
A: See above


What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
A: Whatever is cheap


Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
A: ..(1) Being born....(2) Getting killed...(3) Being born again.


Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
A: Pinky


What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
A: You're really going nuts.


What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
A: Why?


Would you hit Morrissey?
A: I think not.


Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
A: It doesn't......It actually tastes better after you pick it off the floor.


Where is Micronesia?
A: South Pacific


How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
A: Yesterday.......We are all really dead and in Hell.


Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
A: Stupid brain......No.


The best pool shot you ever hit?
Once where I hit the ball so hard, it bounced up and hit my brother in the head ( His head was at table level)


How soon is now?
A:...........Too late.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
the squishy noise the last bit of a machaca burrito makes as I wad it up, toss it in the mouth, and chew with delight.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
BARKEEP, ANOTHER ROUND OF JAMISONS!


Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
Good eatin, but a bit stringy.


Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
Tell me why you DON'T have stripes.


Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Niether, cornstarch, a wire bristle brush and some mecurichrome. Take it like a man.


Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
Do you really have to ask.


Which Angel was your favorite?
Bosley.


How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Live to love another day.


Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Neither, SUNTOUR.


Favorite children's book?
Where The Wild Things Are


What is God's Confirmation name?
Doctor


His last name?
Rosen Rosen


What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
Campbell's Tomato Soup can with twine


Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
1st marriage
Attending college for all the wrong reasons
Not petting all my dearly departed dogs enough


Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Niether, a pen works great.


What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
B!tch, get yo' ass in the kitchen and cook me a pot pie.


What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Hey, wimp, look at my fist as it crushes your schnoz. NOW you've got something to wank about.


Would you hit Morrissey?
See above.


Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
For that matter, why is it even even better with a glass of ice cold milk?


Where is Micronesia?
I go there all the time. Yes, I'm serious.


How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
It won't. Gawd you're stupid. Don't you remember. In 1999, the toxic waste dump on the far side suffers a catastropic nuclear explosion, and Moonbase Alpha is hurled into the void. Fortunately, Martin Landau is there to save the day.


Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Lots do. And lots are homicidal. And lots love. And lots suffer emotional issues. And a few others, namely chimps, actually wage war.


The best pool shot you ever hit?
Pool is for tools.


How soon is now?
We hate it when our friends are successful. Gabba gabba hey. TV party tonight.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
Silk tubies on clean asphalt at 28mph.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
Ignore it until you can get a chance to fix it.

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
The zoo.

Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
I'll take #3.

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Don't know

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
Yep!

Which Angel was your favorite?
Kate Jackson

How does one recover from pain in the heart?
You don't.

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Either is OK.

Favorite children's book?
The Cat In The Hat.

What is God's Confirmation name?
God

His last name?
God

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
None! I despise cell phones and all who use them while driving and/or in public places.

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
Marrying my 1st wife.
Buying a Schwinn Varsity as my 1st adult bike.
Accepting the job I have now, instead of going to another school system.

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Both

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
How long do you think I can put up with this abuse?

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Who's Morrissey?

Would you hit Morrissey?
Not without knowing the ans. to the above question.

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
The same reason that salads do.

Where is Micronesia?
At its location.

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
Tomorrow AM at 9:37 EDT.

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
To release emotional tension. Other mammals? Not like we do, but in their own way.

The best pool shot you ever hit?
If I remember right, it was off the 3 meter board.

How soon is now?
You're too late.
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oh, and...
Nice shot. Take a picture, it'll last longer!
EDIT: Oh, and... thanks for my new avatar :D

Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
- A voice, a guitar, and a great song.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
- Not applicable. See attached pic below.

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
- They Might Be Giants.

Tell us why zebras have stripes.
- Because they love Bill Murray.

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
- I think scratching is better. Why else do all the guys do it?

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
- Hell no. Not even with a 10-ft pole. I saw her on David Letterman.

Which Angel was your favorite?
- Kate Jackson. And Hello Mrs. King! Was Farrah an Angel? Don't remember anyone besides Kate.
- Lucy Liu. HOT. Don't even remember the others.

How does one recover from pain in the heart?
- I wish I knew.

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
- Shimagnolo, baby. Why do I hate America?

Favorite children's book?
- Green Eggs and Ham

What is God's Confirmation name?
- Go

His last name?
- ogle

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
- Hasn't been designed yet, but Nokia 3120 comes close.

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
- Not saying no.
- Not kicking him where it hurts when I had the chance.
- Not putting a stop to it sooner.

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
- Mimikaki, yo.

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
- I don't like sweetbreads.

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
- You shut your mouth, how can you say I go about things the wrong way?

Would you hit Morrissey?
- Absolutely.

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
- Because it was made with love. (Did I really just say that? Barf!)

Where is Micronesia?
- Right here: .

How soon until the moon is hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
- 3... 2... 1... /

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
- I am human and I need to be loved just like everybody else does.

The best pool shot you ever hit?
- Fully dressed (long-sleeve shirt, jeans, socks, and shoes) off the 5-meter platform over 16 feet of water.

How soon is now?
- You’ll never believe me, so why don’t you find out for yourself?
- Sick down to my heart, that’s just the way it goes.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
Children laughing

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.

Barefeet

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.

Zoo

Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).

Because they are more fashion concious than the rest of us.

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.

n/a don't wear a jock

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?

hell no

Which Angel was your favorite?

The one Eric Roberts played

How does one recover from pain in the heart?

Let it go and move on fer gawds sake

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).

who cares

Favorite children's book?

Ribsy

What is God's Confirmation name?

God

His last name?

Too

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?

Pbbbt

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.

Drowning in alcohol between 20 and 34 years of age
Smoking for 20 years
Believing I had to behave how others thought I should

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?

Neither

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?

Hello

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?

WTF? Cheer up a$$hole

Would you hit Morrissey?

Nope

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?

Because they do it better. And serve it with a glass of cold milk AND potato chips.

Where is Micronesia?

Over that way

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?

Five years ago

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?

Why not? Yes they do.

The best pool shot you ever hit?

Pbbbbt

How soon is now?

About 20 seconds
 

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Here ya go.

Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
My kids laughing.
Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.

Umm. I just tie it.
Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
OMG!
Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
The Lord was feeling frisky the day he made them.(OR intelligently designed them.......)
Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Que?
Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
In a heartbeat.
Which Angel was your favorite?
Jacqueline Smith
How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Lot's of nncing.
Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Shimano. It's all I can afford.
Favorite children's book?
Any Dr Suess
What is God's Confirmation name?
Que?
His last name?
See above.
What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
The one I have now. (Sony Z500a)
Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
One I can't discuss. It far outweighs anything else. It's 1, 2, and 3.
Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Q-tips. I ain't no barbarian.
What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
He's been (mostly) good to me.
What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Do I care about Morrissey??
Would you hit Morrissey?
Prolly not. Hard to hit a dead man.
Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
Mine's better.
Where is Micronesia?
It's this teeny little place inside Nesia.
How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
Next Tues. Or not.
Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Because we love. Doggies, fer sure.
The best pool shot you ever hit?
Umm. I can't remember back that long..
How soon is now?
Later than it will be tomorrow.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
That squeaky sound my cat makes when I pick him up.


Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
I wear shoes without laces.



Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
Baby giraffes are cute but it must really suck to give birth to one.



Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
Because spots are so last year.



Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Proper prevention negates the need for any of that stuff.



Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
No thanks.



Which Angel was your favorite?
Nicholas Cage.



How does one recover from pain in the heart?
You never recover, it eventually lessens to a dull ache.



Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
I have one with Campy and one with Shimano. They came that way and I'm not one to meddle with genetics...



Favorite children's book?
Walter the farting dog



What is God's Confirmation name?
Yaweh



His last name?
Jones



What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
The one I have right now.



Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
Getting married.
Not getting divorced sooner.
Not moving far, far away after the divorce.



Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Bobby pins.



What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
Give me chocolate or I'll release the insulin!



What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Paper or plastic?



Would you hit Morrissey?
Yes, with a pie.


Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
It doesn't. They never put enough PB on it and mine always comes with chocolate soy milk at home.


Where is Micronesia?
In Macronesia's belly.



How soon until the moon is hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
What time is lunch again?


Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Gotta lubricate the eyes sometimes.



The best pool shot you ever hit?
I ripped the plastic liner in a pool once...



How soon is now?
It's never too late.
 

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oh yay, i love this crap!

Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.

-me breathing

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.

-remove shoelace, place it in pocket, avoid running

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.

-the stupid giraffe i saw at the sd zoo that spent hrs everyday licking a metal plate

Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).

-zebras have stripes because everybody knows stripes are faster and also to protect them from evil

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.

-not gettin jock itch in the first place: do not share shorts/boxers/briefs/speedos/strap-ons/thongs/jock straps/scratching devices with other people

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?

-of course


Which Angel was your favorite?

lucy liu...and Roma Downey, that angel had a sort of innocent til you get me alone look about her...then again so did della reese

How does one recover from pain in the heart?

-Jameson + strip bar = less of a pain in the heart-------->Jenna Jameson + strip pole in your bedroom= a lot less pain in the heart...a little more pain in the pelvic region.
note: pain never quite heals...like a really bad case of jock itch.

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).

-Miche...then Campy...'cause the hoods are more comfortable for my small hands

Favorite children's book?

-Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day


What is God's Confirmation name?

-Loki

His last name?

-doesnt need one, he's achieved stardom and lives in the ranks of such celeberities as Madonna and the Artist who no longer have a need for their mortal last names.

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?

-Nokia something of 'nother

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.

-Andrea, Sabrina, and Jessica

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?

-ball point pen cap

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?

-can you hear me now?

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?

-Does it burn when you pee?

Would you hit Morrissey?

-yes, with my devilish good looks and then as he begs for mercy i'd take my shirt off...and his head would explode.

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?

-no, but it tastes best when bread is toasted and strawberry preserves is used...no preference for chunky or smooth

Where is Micronesia?

-in south pacific, just north east of new guinea and indonesia, south easterly of Guam, and the capital is Palikir. ....ok, seriously, I am half micronesian, I lived there from 6mos old until i was almost 1 and a half. Also, Pohnpeian was my first language...albeit I was only around 1 year old so it technically doesnt count...and i only remember a few words.

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?

-moon used to be part of earth until earth kicked him out, the reunion will take place when "mother" earth forgives the moon for masturbating while staring at Venus (mons)...this will never happen....

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?

-no idea...probably because our eyes need an occasional bath from all the filth they take in everyday...other mammals cry 'cause most of them don't have stripes like the zebra so are constantly under a brage of evil, cause they can't hide from it....zebra's cry cause chuck norris kicks them in the balls every now and then.

The best pool shot you ever hit?

-Sabrina (see mistakes above)

How soon is now?

now..........ready.....now.......no, now....no, now....no.......tomorrow...sh*t
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
My daughter laughing


Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
Ignore it



Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
Say it was the dog



Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
To effe with the lions



Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Neither, Tequila



Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
Might


Which Angel was your favorite?
Cheryl Ladd......BAM!



How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Time......



Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Whatever is on the bike to make it go



Favorite children's book?
Lorax / Where the Wild things are


What is God's Confirmation name?
Dog



His last name?
Like Sting/Bono/The Edge etc etc, one name yo



What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
nada



Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
never said I was sorry....
faux pas at the Full Moon Saloon in SF (uber hot chica)
Shoulda spoke up....



Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
pinky



What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
wtf?



What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Morrissey bores me



Would you hit Morrissey?
neither



Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
because the 8th axiom of themodynamics states that everthing tastes better
when someone else makes it.......



Where is Micronesia?
In the Ocean



How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
Who would hit the moon? wtf?



Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Loss and pain....yep



The best pool shot you ever hit?
double bank to hit the eight ball in, in front of muchas hot chicas.....I was a legend for 5 minutes



How soon is now?
Immediately
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
The sound of a tree falling in the forest.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
I don't do weddings. Probably knot the lace though.


Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
I don't know, never heard it.


Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
Reason #3. Better question, are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?


Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Don't know.


Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
With a 2X4?


Which Angel was your favorite?
LL


How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Heart-ectomy.


Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Shimano, because its cheaper.


Favorite children's book?
Where the Sidewalk Ends

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
The kind that never rings, or makes calls out.


Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
Job choices. Rectified though.


Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Both.


What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
Help me, help me....


What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
What is the meaning of life.


Would you hit Morrissey?
With a 2X4, if he deserved it.


Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
Why does toast always land butter-side-down. It just does.


Where is Micronesia?
I don't even know what a cronesia is, much less where you left it.


How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
Never


Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Yes.


The best pool shot you ever hit?
Don't play pool.


How soon is now? [/QUOTE]
A few moments ago.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
I abhor noise.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
Slip on shoes.


Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
A picture of a giraffe.


Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
Because stripes look better than all white or all black.


Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
The other one.


Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
No.

Which Angel was your favorite?
All of them.

How does one recover from pain in the heart?
By seeing the doctor.

Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Shimano. Just to p*ss off the haters.

Favorite children's book?
The Mouse and the Motorcycle.

What is God's Confirmation name?
Ken

His last name?
B

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
Was? Motorola RAZR, still is.

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
1) Discovering tacos.
2) Discovering burritos.
3) Discovering Taco Bell.

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
Pinky.

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
Dude, lay off the Taco Bell.

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
Would you hit Farrah Fawcet?

Would you hit Morrissey?
No.

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
You don't want to know.


Where is Micronesia?
In northern Oceania.

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
Probably not before it spins out of earth orbit. The end result would probably be the same.

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
We're afraid the moon is going to kill us and yes.

The best pool shot you ever hit?
Cue ball into some idiot's forehead. Priceless.

How soon is now?
Sometime between a second ago and tomorrow.
 

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Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
And the Gods Made Love

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
Laces? We don't need no steenkeen laces?

Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
Hey hey hey! Wow, wow, wow!

Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).
To let us know where it's safe to cross the savannah

Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.
Scratch it.

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?
Not hardly.

Which Angel was your favorite?
John Travolta


How does one recover from pain in the heart?
Look at yourself, if you had a sense of humor
You would laugh to beat the band
Look at yourself, do you still believe the rumor
That romance is simply grand?

Since you took it right on the chin
You have lost that bright toothpaste grin
My mental state is all a-jumble
I sit around and sadly mumble

Fools rush in, so here I am
Very glad to be unhappy
I can't win, but here I am
More than glad to be unhappy

Unrequited love's a bore
And I've got it pretty bad
But for someone you adore
It's a pleasure to be sad

Like a straying baby lamb
With no mammy and no pappy
I'm so unhappy
But oh, so glad!
Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).
Shiman. Because I'm turning Japanese

Favorite children's book?
The Animal Family (by Randall Jarrell)

Runner up: Goodnight Gorilla (by Peggy Rathmann)

What is God's Confirmation name?
Hernia Sue

His last name?
Shabazz

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?
A tin can and some string.

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.
Taking myself seriously
Noncycling
Posting about noncycling

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?
My elbow

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?
Wha'appen mon, I been relaxing in the islands.

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?
What makes you think you deserve a question from Fredke?

Would you hit Morrissey?
Not even with an eleven foot hittin' stick

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?
Because I don't wash my hands after I go.

Where is Micronesia?
Wherever you want it to be, darlin'

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?
Have you heard? It's in the stars
Next July we collide with Mars.
Well, did you evah?
What a swell party this is.
Why do we cry and do any other mammals?
Now I taught the weeping willow how to cry, cry, cry.
And I showed the clouds how to cover up a clear blue sky.
And the tears that I cried for that woman are gonna flood you Big River.
Then I'm gonna sit right here until I die.
The best pool shot you ever hit?
I'm the best there is. Even if you beat me I'm still the best.

How soon is now?
Yesterday's now music today
 

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Here ya go....

haiku d'etat said:
Tell it all to us, your favorite noise.
A chain running through the gears.

Tell us how you handle a broken shoe lace at a wedding.
I try to avoid weddings where shoes are required.


Tell us what comes to mind when you hear the rare sound of a giraffe.
Don't look up. He could be clearing his throat getting ready to hock a loogy.


Tell us why zebras have stripes (one of three reasons fwiw...the white keeps them cool during the day, the black absorbs heat from the moon at night...or their pattern confuses their prey when they run...nodoby knows for certain fyi...I have spent much time on this question myself).

To show that they are the most ethnically tolerant species on earth. There are no balck zebras, there are no white zebras.


Tell us whether you think Lotrimin or that other one is better for jock itch.

No idea

Would you still hit Farrah Fawcett?

Heck no! I saw "The Burning Bed".


Which Angel was your favorite?

Gabriel

How does one recover from pain in the heart?

Tums or Pepcid AC


Campy or Shim*no and why (of course).

Shimano. I got it real cheap and it works really well.

Favorite children's book?

N/A

What is God's Confirmation name?

Jethro Lee

His last name?

Prutwadel

What was your favorite cell phone model of all-time?

I don't have one. They are a necessary evil but I don't have to like 'em

Tell us your three largest mistakes in life.

Being born poor.
That piece of junk Toyota Celica I bought from a guy in Kaimuki.
Breaking my foot playing football thus hastening the end of my military career.

Q-tips or your pinky to clean the ears?

Qtip.

What would your pancreas say to us if it could speak?

Hey Pal! Wanna buy some insulin?

What is one burning question you have for Morrissey?

Why so glum Chum?

Would you hit Morrissey?

Maybe with a car or large SUV.

Why does a peanut butter and jelly sandwich actually taste better when someone else makes it?

It doesn't. They always put on too much PB and not enough J.

Where is Micronesia?

It is the continent on which Whoville resides. Or a collection of small Islands in South East Asia. I can't keep them straight.

How soon until the moon his hit from orbit and Earth is devastated?

63 days.

Why do we cry and do any other mammals?

We cry because Hollywood keeps cranking out movies that cause it. I still cry when I see Field of Dreams, Steel Magnolias, Love Story, Brian's Song, Police Academy, Porky's and Porky's 2.

The best pool shot you ever hit?

I once spent the night with a cute lifeguard. Does that count?

How soon is now?
Too late for then but too early for later.
 
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