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There are places where you can half-ass a job and get away with it.

This is clearly not one of those places.

Just... Wow.
 

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Had to do the cut and paste thing!! Holy Cow!!!

My wife prefers the toy attachment, over the ski boat propeller!!(;-)

Can't stop the laughter!!!



LEXINGTON PARK, Md. - A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend. The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's County Public Safety sources confirmed the information to WUSA in Washington, D.C.
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The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the plastic and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was later flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police helicopter.

County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said, although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consensual behavior.
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Well it gives a certain meaning to...it's a mess down there.
 

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Yow...Double D****o Darwin, him & her..
 

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There is no end to human stupidity.
 

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buck-50 said:
There are places where you can half-ass a job and get away with it.

This is clearly not one of those places.

Just... Wow.

They may well have "half assed"
 

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I think this fits perfectly...... (the quopte, not the bad pun)

"Sometimes immortality can be achieved through spectacular public failure"
 

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I have a neighbor that's a nurse. Apparently things like this do happen occasionally. One thing though, if your spouse works at a hospital and you do have an "incident" like this, it's probably good not to go to that hospital for treatment.
 

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Quiet, daddy's drinking
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It's a poor mechanic that blames his tool.
 

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Saber saw!!!

 

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2 busy workin' 2 hang out
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I can't even begin to think about how this was a good idea. One of the 4th years told me about his rotation in the ER where some guy was screwing around with a screwdriver and ended up perforating his colon. The 4th year had to dial the phone so the guy could explain to his wife why he had to into surgery. Talk about awkward.
 

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She's just lucky that he didn't try it with a chainsaw first.
 
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