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For your physique, I would recommend either vertical stripes or a darker blue or black. I would also recommend you go with a dress slightly higher than the knees combined with two inch heels to help pick up your buttocks and accentuating your calves. This is of course unless you have canckles, then I would recommend knee high boots with 2 inch heels. That way you still get the benefit of the hinged up rear end without destroying the image by exposing us to your ankle area fat concentrations.
 

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Bacon!
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I loved Ms. Jolie before she went all ghost-weakling-anorexic.
 

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had it in the ear before
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take ur pick
 

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Ridgetop said:
For your physique, I would recommend either vertical stripes or a darker blue or black. I would also recommend you go with a dress slightly higher than the knees combined with two inch heels to help pick up your buttocks and accentuating your calves. This is of course unless you have canckles, then I would recommend knee high boots with 2 inch heels. That way you still get the benefit of the hinged up rear end without destroying the image by exposing us to your ankle area fat concentrations.
Tim Gunn? Is that you?
 

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Creakyknees said:
here's a nice little ensemble.

Wow, makes me wanna head over to the toy aisle at Walmart...
 

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first things first

How high / low are you willing to wax?
 
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