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I will break up with my girlfriend, but I need to know first that you will go out with me once I do that.

So...?
 

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And to sweeten the deal, I'll throw in this puppy:



 

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Geez J's. You could at least offer him a purebred hound.

nmnmnm
 

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Ridgetop said:
nice.

purebred my ass. try irish/scotch, german, and native american. and the mailman. :rolleyes:

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Sure, I'll go out with you.

Well, as long as you have a large diameter seat tube on your ride. I can't rock anything <31.6mm.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
Sure, I'll go out with you.

Well, as long as you have a large diameter seat tube on your ride. I can't rock anything <31.6mm.
don't worry your little self scotty, i have a p*nis that's fourteen inches LONG by four inches in DIAMETER, etc etc.

watch this get deleted. and like that.

:hugs:
 

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haiku d'etat said:
don't worry your little self scotty, i have a p*nis that's fourteen inches LONG by four inches in DIAMETER, etc etc.

watch this get deleted. and like that.

:hugs:
You know, I'll just take the puppy. But make it a wire fox terrier. I like those.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
You know, I'll just take the puppy. But make it a wire fox terrier. I like those.
i have a wire fox terrier in my mind, but a doberman in my pants. you're getting the doberman. moreon.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
You got a toy poodle in your pants.
have you seen the SIZE of poodles? in person? if you had, you might not be trash-talking me, be-yotchie. because know what? i got tha snot and what it takes to bake a cake, and like that.

anyway, i was working as a mail clerk, long time ago, big company. UPS guy walks in. boss says something manly-humor to him about having a small p*nis. he says, "it gets me off".

'nuf said.

s*x is about skillz. trust me, young jedi.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
have you seen the SIZE of poodles? in person? if you had, you might not be trash-talking me, be-yotchie. because know what? i got tha snot and what it takes to bake a cake, and like that.

anyway, i was working as a mail clerk, long time ago, big company. UPS guy walks in. boss says something manly-humor to him about having a small p*nis. he says, "it gets me off".

'nuf said.

s*x is about skillz. trust me, young jedi.
I've had a bunch of standard poodles, some as heavy at 65-70 lb. I'm talkin' about toy poodles, jerk.
 

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Scotty2Hotty said:
I've had a bunch of standard poodles, some as heavy at 65-70 lb. I'm talkin' about toy poodles, jerk.
what does a toy poodle weigh? just barely more than my p*nis, i figure.
 

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everydaybike said:
Bad posts, bad posts, bad posts!

Keep it clean!!!

Do not speak badly about any doggie... :p
i was gonna say that yer doggie ben in me pants, but since i seen funk's wife, well...

HOTTIE. nttawwt. and etc etc. and like that.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
i was gonna say that yer doggie ben in me pants, but since i seen funk's wife, well...

HOTTIE. nttawwt. and etc etc. and like that.
Okay... post a pic! :D
 

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I never thought the TV safe word P*nis could get a thread deleted here in the RBR. That said, what's the plural for p*nis? Is it p*ni or p*nises?

Anyway, here's a little ditty that y'all should enjoy!
 
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