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Shirtcocker
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Seeing as how this book has taken off and probably made its author a billionaire I'm writing some sequels....


Because I F***ing Said So, That's Why!

Junior learns that he can't use reason with his parents and he better fall in line or else.

Sample verse:

The bunnies nestle in their dens.
The little birds are trying to fly.
You ask me why you can't do that
Because I F***ing Said So, That's Why!

Get the Belt you Little Sh*t!

A rollicking tale of how junior learns that Mom and Dad can be pushed too far and there are consequences for his misbehavior. Sequel to the bestselling Because I F***ing Said So, That's Why!

Sample verse:

The teddy bears are all put away.
The baseball bat is near the mitt.
You spare the rod and spoil the child
Get the Belt you Little Sh*t!
 
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Misfit Toy
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Excellent, you have quite the future in children's books. :D
 

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What the what???
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If you ever want a co-author, I'd suggest:

Do As I Say, Not As I Do

Blame It On Scruffy

Why Does Mommy Wrestle with the Gardener?
 

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Jerkhard Sirdribbledick
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I can't remember seeing a product go viral like that, but I wonder if people are actually buying it.
 
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Opus was just napping
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Shut your F*cking mouth!

You had nine months,
and were unaware of what you had.
I waited and youporned until I became a dad
You came out and cried and cried
I waited and redtubed til I nearly went blind.
Now you are crying for food
Just as she was finally in the f*cking mood
I'm begging you kid from every callous on my right hand
Just give me 15 seconds
I am definately pulling out this time.
 
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