My brother's cat Smoky is about 7 years old, maybe 8. Smoky looks like Ridgetop's avatar. Smoky's belly is getting blubbery(especially towards his rear legs). His favorite food is Meow Mix (he meows for meow mix - does not like the new IAMS diet). You can do this pose called "show kitty" where you extend Smoky to his max(left had just below front paws and rt hand just above rear paws, hands fully extended). He goes with the flow and will remain in show kitty pose easily for a minute. Excellent kitty.
You said you suffered from boredom and I figured, well, any port in a storm. Don't fret. Since you have discovered that you have power over the snail, all that remains is to obtain the thing that the snail possesses (no is is not mojo or some Chuck Norris power); the rest is essentially procedural.
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