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I was walking outside to meet my wife for lunch who drove downtown wif the kiddies.

As I was walking out of the building, I was preoccupied with some data I had analyzed just prior. As I looked up, I half-noticed a phat ass in a tight pair of workout pants. I mean, ham-on-ham as some friends of mine joke. I couldn't turn away.

I remember thinking to myself that, as I walked out the exit, I'd have to turn around to get a good look at her face. It was then when I heard a man say, "Hey Antonio". Uh-oh. It was my boss, his wife and kids standing in the lobby. :frown2:

Major ogle FAIL.
 

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i thought you were going to say your wife busted you.
 

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I got the idea it WAS his bosses wife. :eek:
 

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tomk96 said:
i thought you were going to say your wife busted you.
It'd be hard to type with shattered metacarpals.
 

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I feel your pain, OP. :(

I was at the SF Auto Show one year at the Moscone Center, and I vividly remember some black lady walking by wearing tight jeans. Her booty was absolutely beyond perfect... big, but not freakishly so, perfect shape, just badow!- jutting straight out and high. The perfect bubble butt, J-Lo class. :shocked:

I was pretty mesmerized, and began following her around the concourse without being actively aware of it at first. But I'm sure a lot of ppl were aware of exactly why I was following her and found it amusing. Didn't care.

I'm not easily impressed, but damn... a real 'pick your jaw off the ground' butt. Would've talked to her, but I didn't have faith in my ability to form complete sentences.
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SystemShock said:
I was pretty mesmerized, and began following her around the concourse without being actively aware of it at first. I'm sure a lot of ppl were aware of exactly why I was following her, too.
yeah. that's creepy.
 

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tomk96 said:
yeah. that's creepy.
It was only for a minute or two. :p

Sry, it was a truly epic butt.
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SystemShock said:
It was only for a minute or two. :p

Sry, it was a truly epic butt.
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at least it's not as creepy as the guys using cell phone cams up girls' skirts.
 

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tomk96 said:
at least it's not as creepy as the guys using cell phone cams up girls' skirts.
If epic butt appreciation is wrong, I do not wish to be right. :cool:
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SystemShock said:
If epic butt appreciation is wrong, I do not wish to be right. :cool:
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Well said.
 

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SystemShock said:
If epic butt appreciation is wrong, I do not wish to be right. :cool:
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excellent butts are so hot right now.
 

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Mel Erickson said:
I got the idea it WAS his bosses wife. :eek:
Oh yeah. It WAS the boss's wife.
 

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Wow, busted ogling heifer butt...that's the height of wasted bustedness. If you were gawking at something hawt, getting busted would be much more socially acceptable!
 

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Ricko said:
Wow, busted ogling heifer butt...that's the height of wasted bustedness. If you were gawking at something hawt, getting busted would be much more socially acceptable!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=phat

1. phat

1. cool
2. Pretty Hot And Tempting
Dude! That **** is phat!
Dude! That ***** is P.H.A.T!
 
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