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Off for a couple of days on horse club business leaving me to babysit the equines and the capybaras. She told me "I'm going off to check out a stallion." I'm worried that was some kind of c()de.
 

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terry b said:
Off for a couple of days on horse club business leaving me to babysit the equines and the capybaras. She told me "I'm going off to check out a stallion." I'm worried that was some kind of c()de.
At least she didn't say, "I hear he's hung like a horse."
 

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I feel sorry for you, Terry. My wife, OTOH, paid me a nice compliment the other day. She said, "Out of all you friends, Fred, you've got the biggest d!ck."
 

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terry b said:
Off for a couple of days on horse club business leaving me to babysit the equines and the capybaras. She told me "I'm going off to check out a stallion." I'm worried that was some kind of c()de.
Does the stallion look like this?
 

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fast ferd said:
I feel sorry for you, Terry. My wife, OTOH, paid me a nice compliment the other day. She said, "Out of all you friends, Fred, you are the biggest d!ck."
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terry b said:
That's a steer, what kind of Texan are you?
ahem.............uh, Terry, I'm PRETTY sure steer are beefs.......not horses
 

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terry b said:
Hung like a steer means it's draggin' the ground and ain't never gonna be pointing at the North Pole agin'.
last steer I saw hanging was in a big walk in cooler
 
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