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...cuz im too lazy and technologically inept. Since I am lazy, I forfeit my right to be picky. make it self-insulting, weird, creepy, whatever. I will use it. . any questions to help you? ask away. I Thank you for your time
 

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cmatcan said:
...cuz im too lazy and technologically inept. Since I am lazy, I forfeit my right to be picky. make it self-insulting, weird, creepy, whatever. I will use it. . any questions to help you? ask away. I Thank you for your time
i'm working steven wright tonight, so here's a quote for you:

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

:)
 

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haiku d'etat said:
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

:)
hahaha, that's pretty funny.

I saw a bumper sticker a while back, some gold digging bimbette driver I'll guess; the sticker read:

"I wanna be Barbie, that bltch has everything"
 

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cmatcan said:
...cuz im too lazy and technologically inept. Since I am lazy, I forfeit my right to be picky. make it self-insulting, weird, creepy, whatever. I will use it. . any questions to help you? ask away. I Thank you for your time
here ya go, it's some kind of ox or water buffalo, sized to 80x80. enjoy and like that.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
here ya go, it's some kind of ox or water buffalo, sized to 80x80. enjoy and like that.
nice tongue action. Kind of a Gene Simmons effect. geez, if a guy had one o' those, there's no tellin how popl'ar he'd be wit da ladies
 

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nice tongue action. Kind of a Gene Simmons effect. geez, if a guy had one o' those, there's no tellin how popl'ar he'd be wit da ladies
if i had an ox like that, i'd never leave the house. and/or the farm.

:)

"Some come up and some come young
Live to love and give good tongue
Sit down get down in the sun
Rocket to the woman is on the one

I like dirt"

-RHCP
 

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BEAUTIFUL!! thanks for the makeover guys, I love the new me. I wonder if my friends will treat me differently now???
colin
 

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BEAUTIFUL!! thanks for the makeover guys, I love the new me. I wonder if my friends will treat me differently now???
colin
i was going to say that i felt honored and upheld, but kinda feel, well, i dunno...dirty?

nttawwt!

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haiku d'etat said:
i was going to say that i felt honored and upheld, but kinda feel, well, i dunno...dirty?

nttawwt!

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no need to be ashamed j's, you have done a beautiful thing here....you've helped me accomplish the internet/male version of this:


which would make you.....?.....

well done, once again. my life has been irreversibly altered for the better.
 

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cmatcan said:
no need to be ashamed j's, you have done a beautiful thing here....you've helped me accomplish the internet/male version of this:


which would make you.....?.....

well done, once again. my life has been irreversibly altered for the better.
hope this helps:

i'd hit it.
 

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yikes! hopefully not a preview of what can be expected from you in san diego. make sure you watch j's at the bars everybody!!
 

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cmatcan said:
ya, and you're talking about the before picture!!
nttawwt. but yes. i'm all about the MIND and the SOUL and SPIRIT and if there's missing teeth, that's EVEN BETTER!

etc etc.

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nttawwt. but yes. i'm all about the MIND and the SOUL and SPIRIT and if there's missing teeth, that's EVEN BETTER!

etc etc.

;)
dude, i'm staying with Hickey. what does THAT tell you?
 

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That you like man fur.
 

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man fur and look bikes.....a classic combination. at least man fur isn't stuffed with foam like look's carbon tubes.......OHHHHHHHHH
 

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haiku d'etat said:
"fur" yes, "man" no, "there" no.
A sharp knife will take care of the "man." The "fur" is more easily fixed.
 

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Gig 'em said:
A sharp knife will take care of the "man." The "fur" is more easily fixed.
a sharp knife will take care of the source of the problem. the problem will never be cured.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
never done it before. lotion has always worked well for me.
You're right. Citrus might sting.
 
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