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An interview of with these 3 together, pretty funny. Also the Jens Voigt fact site http://www.jensvoigtfacts.com/

Jens Voigt doesn’t know where you live, but he knows exactly where you will die.

Jens Voigt once challenged Lance Armstrong to a “who has more testicles” contest. Jens won… by five.

Jens Voigt believes it’s not butter.

If by some incredible space-time paradox Jens could ever race himself, he would win.

Jens is the permanent holder of the keys to the Pain Locker.

Jens Voigt can touch MC Hammer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuGR9fs8fxE&feature=player_embedded
 

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this one is good

"When you open a can of whoop-ass, Jens Voigt jumps out and attacks."
 

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1 more from the site:

"Jens Voigt once rode so fast he traveled back in time to 1987, and shot Greg LeMond because he's tired of listening to the guy whine all the time."

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i laughed out loud at this one!

Jens Voigt crashed spectacularly during the 2009 Tour de France. The resulting impact created a mound of earth that is visible to this day. It is called "Col du Tourmalet".
 

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Took this on Col d'Aspin last week

Exactly as I expected him to be.

He handed this bottle to a woman next to my buddy. I thought he was going to mug her for it.
 
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