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Which orientation please your eyeballs?

  • Didn't your mother tell you to shaddup and eat what's on your plate?

    Votes: 4 44.4%
  • N-S

    Votes: 2 22.2%
  • NE-SW

    Votes: 3 33.3%
  • E-W

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • SE-NW

    Votes: 1 11.1%
  • It's time to come home terry, the van is on the way.

    Votes: 5 55.6%
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eminence grease
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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Okay, so last time one of the Lounge Ladies told me to get over myself and make my omelet a two-fold which would eliminate the whole "happy face - sad face - lying on your side face" dilemma.

So I did. But now I can't decide between the various options associated with the Cardinal Points. Of course, this could mean 360 options but for the sake of parsimony, the lack of a protractor and the cap on poll options, I am limiting it to four.

Please help, it's getting cold.
 

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Power Napper
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Option 2 obviously. A NE-SW orientation has a positive slope, and there will start you day on a positive note.
 

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I want a Road Bike :)
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NSFW?

OMGWTFBBQNNC!!!


pole1
 

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Great White North
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Is that a golden bedpan on your breakfast table?

Where are the hash browns?

Plum
 

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eminence grease
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Discussion Starter · #10 ·
Plum said:
Is that a golden bedpan on your breakfast table?

Where are the hash browns?

Plum
That thing is sort of a golden "arc."

During Spring Festival we carry those around and hand out gifts to our workers. This year's special was KFC vouchers.
 

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If it helps, positioning your omelette au baton sinister (upper right to lower left) traditionally denotes one who is of illegitimate birth. NTTAWWT.
 
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