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...walking down the hall crying today. I asked her what was wrong and she says "They're charging me $1200 to fix my car!" I asked her what she took it in for. "A tune up." So I called the dealership and talked to the service manager and asked him what the $1200 was for and he listed all this stuff. It was a bunch of modern automotive engineering crap like having to take the intake manifold off to get to the back valve cover, etc. It all made sense but I told him that she doesn't have $1200 and she's crying and that her dad could do a lot of the work, etc. The service manager says let me go back there and see what we can do and I'll call you back. I told Jackie that I bet they call back and come in around $900 and she said that that is what she had budgeted so she could swing that.

I just saw her in the hall and she says "Dude, you totally nailed it. They'll do it all for $900." I told her she owes me $300.
 

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This could be the best Lounge thread title ever.

Or at least a contender.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
Why pay $300 for a hooker, when you can get a junk-touching fart bandit for free?
Yup...quid pro quo.
 

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Christ, I must have missed the thread leading up to this funny [email protected]@ thread title.

Her junk? Yours? Who's fart then?
 

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Eddy 53:11
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My wife wants to know what the hell I'm dying laughing about and I can't really say!!!!!??
 

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Okay, I'm sorry but was there a previous thread that explains the title of this thread? Did she randomly touch your junk while farting; were you in the middle of something; does she just sneak into rooms and touch people's junk and leave a lingering odor? Seriously, what gives?
 

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Yes. Inquiring minds need to know!
 

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zeytin said:
Okay, I'm sorry but was there a previous thread that explains the title of this thread? Did she randomly touch your junk while farting; were you in the middle of something; does she just sneak into rooms and touch people's junk and leave a lingering odor? Seriously, what gives?

I know. I'm wondering the same thing(s).
 

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zeytin said:
Okay, I'm sorry but was there a previous thread that explains the title of this thread? Did she randomly touch your junk while farting; were you in the middle of something; does she just sneak into rooms and touch people's junk and leave a lingering odor? Seriously, what gives?
I tried to find the thread but couldn't. Maybe bmxhacksaw will be able to do it.

Or am I getting thread stories mixed up? Joe had a thread about a coworker who farted in his office.... And bmx was called "chili pants" because of an unfortunate accident at work... :confused:
 

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I hope BMX will come in here and explain, really.
 

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zeytin said:
I hope BMX will come in here and explain, really.
His attractive coworker likes to fart in his office--she also touched his junk once. Then just now he cut her auto repair bill. BMX is married. I see warning signs.
 
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