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after having sex with someone for the first time:

- "your Mom liked it that way too"
- "do you think this was a good idea?"
- "oh geez I forgot to tell you something really important"
 

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"Uh oh, I think I just heard my dads car. You gotta get outta here. I'm so grounded if he catches you in here!"

"So.... that was it huh? I was expecting better."

"What was your name again?"
 

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Jerkhard Sirdribbledick
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"I think it broke."

"Do you accept travelers checks?"
 

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Quiet, daddy's drinking
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You still here?
You are on the pill, right?
Mom?
Whew! I better open a window! It smells like low tide in here.
You don't mind itching do you?
Might not be the worst I ever had, but you're in the running.
 

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jaded bitter joy crusher
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just before...
  • Do you happen to have a 240 volt three-phase outlet close by?
  • Danny's not here, Mrs. Torrence!
  • Don't mind that, it's just my webcam.
  • Oh, that's my husband. Do you mind if he joins us?
 

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corning my own beef
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your sister likes it when I do this...
 

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Sticky Valentine
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"I swear that's never happened before."


joe
 

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"I'm gonna call you the bus lady, cause you could turn a bus around in there"
 

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Frog Whisperer
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don't know about things not to say but the one thing you don't want to HEAR is






wait













"Honey, I'm home!"
 
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