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I believe I am single-handedly keeping US worker productivity numbers respectable. If not for me, we'd probably be somewhere between the Dominican Republic and Bulgaria.

I believe I will finally find my way to Toronado on my upcoming trip to San Francisco.

I believe I could be a model in the World Cycling Productions catalogue.

I believe clippers should always be used for fingernails but toenails should be torn off using fingernails.

I believe (round) football will be the most popular sport in the US in my lifetime.

I believe itchy bunghole is one of the most annoying afflictions to strike the human race.

I believe I'll bet on Arsenal to go through the next round of the Champions League.

I believe some new posters are actually old posters.

I believe I will live to be at least 92.

I believe no car should be painted white.

I believe the next poster on this board to have a daughter should name her Edna.
 

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mickey-mac said:
I believe I am single-handedly keeping US worker productivity numbers respectable. If not for me, we'd probably be somewhere between the Dominican Republic and Bulgaria.

I believe I will finally find my way to Toronado on my upcoming trip to San Francisco.

I believe I could be a model in the World Cycling Productions catalogue.

I believe clippers should always be used for fingernails but toenails should be torn off using fingernails.

I believe (round) football will be the most popular sport in the US in my lifetime.

I believe itchy bunghole is one of the most annoying afflictions to strike the human race.

I believe I'll bet on Arsenal to go through the next round of the Champions League.

I believe some new posters are actually old posters.

I believe I will live to be at least 92.

I believe no car should be painted white.

I believe the next poster on this board to have a daughter should name her Edna.
I believe the second best (round) football chant is:

David Beckham, David Beckham does she take it up the Arse uhnal!?
 

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I'd say I believe in coyotes, but I've played that gig.

So,

I believe that I'd like to name my firstborn Elvis Fletch, regardless of sex.

I believe dogs are superior to most humans.

I believe I'd like another bourbon on ice, but I won't 'cause I've gotta work tomorrow.

I believe I'm going to do the Central Coast Double in May, so MM--you'd best have some fermented hop n barley beverages ready for me afterwards.

I believe Girl Scout Samoas were invented by the devil, meant to make me eat them all day long and infused with an additctive chemical that makes me crave them fortnightly.

I believe the NASA photos of the red spots on Uranus are some of the funniest sh!t I've ever seen.

I believe farts are always funny.
 

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I believe clippers should always be used for toenails but fingernails should always be chewed or picked off.

I would ask that when you make it to Toronado if you see a bouncer or bartender about 5' 7" with long brown hair whose name is Tad tell him Pete who bought climbing shoes from him in joshua tree said hi.

I believe you are crazy if you think Futbol is gonna overtake Futbol Americano in this country in terms of popularity in the next 50 years(or infinity).

I believe people that put harley davidson stickers on the back of their brand new suv's are loooooosers.
 

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I believe the Thai food we had for dinner tonight is gonna burn my little asswhole in the morning.

I believe Sierra Nevada Pale Bock kegs will be arriving in Reno and by this time tomorrow I will have had several samples.

I believe I'd like to get down to Paso Robles and do some riding with M-M and check out the local wineries.

I believe this is going to be a great summer for long rides and big hills.

Cheers
 

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I believe that the mud puddle that I used to wash up today may have contained raw sewage.

I believe that the crystal meth junkie that was putting up barriers on the MUT today really knew what he was doing. He was explaining himself to a concrete wall, I question that.

I believe that armadillo tires are actually too good, so good to an extreme that you will assure yourself that you can ride them another week even though the gashes in the tread make noises on the pavement.

I believe that the Stone Temple Pilots Purple album is best experienced on headphones while hurtling down a MUT at 5am with your headlight as the only source of light for miles.

I believe that I could have made it across the mud on the MUT if I could carry enough speed.

I believe that you should all go check out my photos of the MUT I took today.

I believe I will go upstairs now and read the boy a book about sharks.
 

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Friction_Shifter said:
bigbill,

most of us aren't in the armed forces....what is MUT?

thanks
Not an armed forces term. Multi Use Trail ie a bike path with joggers, walkers, etc.
 

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I believe.....

you are a sarcastic SOB :eek:

I believe that Californians have entirely too much nice weather, they should share it with the rest of us.

I believe I'm always one step behind....(so who's posting under a new name?)

I believe that any game that goes for 90 minutes with only one score was created by the devil and will never sell on TV.

I believe that I don't get to ride enough & therefor I'm beginning to feel my age.

I believe that if you are not sweating when you're eating Mexican, it's not good mexican.

I believe that I always know when I'm hungry after eating Mexican when my rear end stops burning.

I believe I'll stop now before I follow this train of thought to it's natural conclusion.

Len
 

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I believe you wouldn't appreciate Southern Cal weather this weekend. Snow levels down to 3K' and flood warning abound through Sunday. ...The seas are angry today, my friend....
 

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Blazin' Saddles said:
I can't believe I just wasted my time opening this stupid thread.
I believe stupid is as stupid does. ;)
 

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sn69 said:
. ...The seas are angry today, my friend....
Good thing you're a Marine Bioligist. :D

Len
 
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I believe you wouldn't appreciate Southern Cal weather this weekend. Snow levels down to 3K' and flood warning abound through Sunday. ...The seas are angry today, my friend....

Well, send that weather away.

My family is leaving here tomorrow for there - we don't wanna see no stinking snow!
 

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I believe too

I believe that my job is slowly driving me crazy

I believe that my dogs recovery from his gun shot wound is a miracle (well really that he lived)

I believe that I can be a much better person

I believe that I can deal with my OCD in healthier way

I believe that my wifes love for me is the greatest gift I could ever receive

I believe that plumbing glue is a creation of the devil

I believe that my life is much better than I let myself believe

I believe that I only work about 3 hours a day, but have to be at "work" for 8

I believe that I complain too much
 

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I believe I have no creativity

I believe my job took my imagination and locked it away

I believe i will finish this post with a movie quote:

"Well I believe in the soul... the c*ck...the p*ssy... the small of a woman's back... the hangin' curveball... high fiber... good scotch... that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent overrated crap... I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Goodnight."
 

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I believe that I am a wimp (albeit a smart wimp) for not wanting to ride 100 miles in Solvang's nasty predicted weather this weekend.

I believe that the hotel in Santa Maria is still going to charge my card regardless of what excuse I come up with.

I believe that the near $300 dollars for entry fees and hotel would've been a lot more fun to to put towards a plasma cutter.
 

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giovanni sartori said:
I believe the second best (round) football chant is:

David Beckham, David Beckham does she take it up the Arse uhnal!?
Poor Posh. :D

When England played Wales in Wales, Welsh band Goldie Looking Chain played either before the match or at halftime. They played their song "Your Missus is a Nutter" and dedicated it to Becks.
 
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