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I'm serious. Don't click it.
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Listen foo, you think I'm playing here? I mean it.


Ok then, suit yourself. Just wait a moment and you will be tmi'd.
 

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Interesting facts about Creaky's lower intestines.

1. After all the runs I've had for the past 24 hours, I feel confident that they are now cleaned out.

2. The contents, prior to yesterday, weighed approximately 3 pounds. I estimate this based on my daily bathroom scale weigh-in, before and after.

3. Did you know that your sleeping position affects the degree of urgency of having to "go" ?

4. Did you know that while sleeping, the risk of sharting is considerably higher?

5. There is no 5. Haven't you seen enough?
 

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At least tell us what you learned about #3 so there's some upside to knowing you were sleeping in your own stool last night.
 

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What I learned about #3:

It's the change in position that seems to set things off. Coupled with the leg movement of a feverish tossing/turning/kicking off the sweaty blankets, there's a high risk of shartage.
 

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Creakyknees said:
What I learned about #3:

It's the change in position that seems to set things off. Coupled with the leg movement of a feverish tossing/turning/kicking off the sweaty blankets, there's a high risk of shartage.

That is why the preferred position is pointing the business end towards the wifey....much safer.
 

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Dave Hickey said:
pics or it never happened.....
How about a open a huge can of NO!
 

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explosive
 

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