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While, ahem, 'personal grooming', the scissors slipped and I slashed a nad a tad. Ouch. :eek:

It became a bleeding nad in no time flat. Which sucks, but in retrospect, it could've been much worse.

So, I had to walk around all day with a bandaid on my left nad.

That is all.
 

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While, ahem, 'personal grooming', the scissors slipped and I slashed a nad a tad. Ouch. :eek:

It became a bleeding nad in no time flat. Which sucks, but in retrospect, it could've been much worse.

So, I had to walk around all day with a bandaid on my left nad.

That is all.
(Inspired by the old joke) I think if you've a significant other around, you should tell them that it's a snakebite, and the doctor says they need to suck all the poison out.

Careful pulling off that Band-Aid.
 

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Man, ya just gota be careful round that neck of the woods.....I hate to think that an infection might be in your future.....
 

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The one advantage of being Lance Armstrong: Had I been him, the scissors would've hit air. :(
 

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I assumed you were more of a lumbersexual than a metrosexual type who woulda thunk it?
 

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Hmm... this thread was a fat slow-pitch over the plate to teh Lownge, and while we're getting a few good swings, no one's really slammed it over the wall yet...
 

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Hmm... this thread was a fat slow-pitch over the plate to teh Lownge, and while we're getting a few good swings, no one's really slammed it over the wall yet...
Frankly, it's because real men don't shave, they tweezer their nether regions. Clean, clear-cut, and smooth as a fifteen-year-old Scotch.

So, go pluck yerself.

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