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...I've figured out the most effective way to win a belching contest is to drink a coke through a straw. You retain all the carbonation this way.

So there's your paint tip for the day.
 

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paint said:
...I've figured out the most effective way to win a belching contest is to drink a coke through a straw. You retain all the carbonation this way.

So there's your paint tip for the day.
well I got that goin' for me now...which is nice. ;)
 

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Wow, the education on get in the Lounge is amazing. OK, now where's that straw. . .?
 

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It's in my straw dispenser.
 

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What? Belching? Straws? Coke? All/none/some of the above?
 

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paint said:
...I've figured out the most effective way to win a belching contest is to drink a coke through a straw. You retain all the carbonation this way.

So there's your paint tip for the day.
what's the most effective way to win a farting contest?

/ asking who seems to be an expert
// thread going from bad to worse
 

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paint said:
...I've figured out the most effective way to win a belching contest is to drink a coke through a straw. You retain all the carbonation this way.

So there's your paint tip for the day.
WROZZONG!

#2 best = diet coke

#1 best = mr. pibb or a nice, northern root beer.

:)
 

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Southernisms 101: "coke" = any soda.

End of lesson.
 

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no, i meant coca-cola. pepsi is an invention made by the nortrun devils and like that. etc. etc etc. and etc.
 

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Yeah but you said I was wrong. I was not wrong, I was ambiguous. Which means you are wrong and like that.
 

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haiku d'etat said:
no, i meant coca-cola. pepsi is an invention made by the nortrun devils and like that. etc. etc etc. and etc.
Everyone knows RC Cola is better than either...
 

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Especially with a moon pie.
 

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paint said:
Yeah but you said I was wrong. I was not wrong, I was ambiguous. Which means you are wrong and like that.
listen dude, don't make me thumb-wrestle yer ass.
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
Everyone knows RC Cola is better than either...
RC! WARM! STRAIGHT FROM THE BOTTLE!

It was totally my fave as a kid. And my parents liked that I never needed to take up fridge space with my sodas (I used to call everything a Coke when I was a kid, but changed to "soda" when I became a pedant).

Also, I don't want to know how J's is going to thumb wrestle Paint's ass. Cue robot voice: The only way to win is not to play.
 
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