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Men, do you do it and if so, do you look like a new born baby? If not, is it Bin Laden down there??

Women, what are you thoughts on this subject?

I usually keep things pretty groomed. Guess I have slipped as I came home last night to find the trimmer on my vanity. Told me wife I put it away because she inadvertently left it out...she just laughed.
 

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MCF said:
Men, do you do it and if so, do you look like a new born baby? If not, is it Bin Laden down there??

Women, what are you thoughts on this subject?

I usually keep things pretty groomed. Guess I have slipped as I came home last night to find the trimmer on my vanity. Told me wife I put it away because she inadvertently left it out...she just laughed.
Just trim things back. Less skin irritation.
 

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MCF said:
Men, do you do it and if so, do you look like a new born baby? If not, is it Bin Laden down there??

Women, what are you thoughts on this subject?

I usually keep things pretty groomed. Guess I have slipped as I came home last night to find the trimmer on my vanity. Told me wife I put it away because she inadvertently left it out...she just laughed.
Always...if Mrs. TMB can do it for me, I certainly can return the favor.
She isn't Robin Hood, she doesn't have to spend her time in Sherwood Forrest.

Not to put to fine a point on it, but I leave about a two guard just in the area above Mr. Happy. The rest is shaved clean.
 

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thatsmybush said:
Always...if Mrs. TMB can do it for me, I certainly can return the favor.
She isn't Robin Hood, she doesn't have to spend her time in Sherwood Forrest.

Not to put to fine a point on it, but I leave about a two guard just in the area above Mr. Happy. The rest is shaved clean.
So much for your bush
 

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manscaping--yes
 

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thatsmybush said:
Always...if Mrs. TMB can do it for me, I certainly can return the favor.
She isn't Robin Hood, she doesn't have to spend her time in Sherwood Forrest.

Not to put to fine a point on it, but I leave about a two guard just in the area above Mr. Happy. The rest is shaved clean.
Yup, no chia pets allowed.

Toenails to Temples....
 

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I bushhog.
 

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i will only comment on my arms. i like to shave them. hth.
 

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My patchwork of gray and brown looks horrible from the neck down. It's all gone except for the love pad above the tower.
 

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Is there any way to discuss this rationally without delving into the details of sexual practices, which will probably get me banned?

In my mind, form should follow function...
 

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Buckwheat on a bad hair day!

 

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MCF said:
Men, do you do it and if so, do you look like a new born baby? If not, is it Bin Laden down there??

Women, what are you thoughts on this subject?

I usually keep things pretty groomed. Guess I have slipped as I came home last night to find the trimmer on my vanity. Told me wife I put it away because she inadvertently left it out...she just laughed.
A pair of scissors is all you need to groom the manbush. You don't need to go full Brazilian unless you're a pron star.
 

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I bought a 12 of Dos Equis Amber for the party last weekend because they were out of Negra Modelo. Big mistake. Dos Equis Amber tastes like bear piss. The most interesting man has poor taste in beer.
 

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Okay, so the thread went straight to the crotch area. Got it. :eek:

I thought it was going to be more about the eternal question: Chest– Manly hair, or waxed smooth like a mannequin?

Seems like guys can never win on that one... half of the wimmen folk seem to love the smooth, the other half prefer some sort of ground cover up there.

Make up your minds, ladies.
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Bocephus Jones II said:
A pair of scissors is all you need to groom the manbush. You don't need to go full Brazilian unless you're a pron star.
Not the kitchen scissors I hope.

Maybe a special designated pair kept with all things naughty in your vanity
 

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Bocephus Jones II said:
I bought a 12 of Dos Equis Amber for the party last weekend because they were out of Negra Modelo. Big mistake. Dos Equis Amber tastes like bear piss. The most interesting man has poor taste in beer.
Maybe that's what he means by "Stay thirsty, my friends."

After you spit out the Dos Equis, you're still thirsty.
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