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Goodbye, Pork Pie Hat
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I've found a posh little eatery to take the lovely Signora Bella Donna to celebrate.

Too bad, too. I found a restaurant sporting this menu just a little too late.
 

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Very cool. My sixth anniversary is next week. October was a good time to be married.

Enjoy the eatery!
 

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congrats! our 4th is next week-
 

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Congrats

That menu is a riot.

Is it a good place with a funny menu?
 

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congrats.......my 31st in next week..


edit: slamming on the brakes here.........ok, you been married for 5 years and you are looking to the lounge for entertainment??????

you are doing it wrong......
 

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Congrats.

Len
 

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And here's a little something to help get you in the mood.

<br /><b><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xqysv_celine-dion-the-power-of-love_music">Celine Dion - The power of love </a></b><br /><i>Uploaded by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/Ellyu">Ellyu</a>. - <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/us/channel/music">Watch more music videos, in HD!</a></i>

You're welcome.
 

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Brick Tamland said:
And here's a little something to help get you in the mood.
that is not Whooty.

Congrats AntonioB the nose broth w/ ass entries sounds delightful!
 

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Brick Tamland said:
This is a time for.........romance.
boner killer.

this is what gits them in da mood.

 

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q_and_a said:
Is it a good place with too many significant digits to the left of the decimal?
(fify)Yes.
 

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gutfiddle said:
Delightful!

I also think this an adequate representation of some of the questionable things on the menu as well.
 

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Antonio_B said:
I've found a posh little eatery to take the lovely to celebrate.

Too bad, too. I found a restaurant sporting this menu just a little too late.

Bellissimo!

An Italian Opera In Honor Of The Fifth Anniversary Of The Nuptuals Of
Antonio B and Signora Bella Donna

[STREET SCENE, FLORENCE, ITALY, SOMETIME DURING THE LATE RENAISSANCE. SIGNORA BELLA DONNA, THE TOWN BEAUTY WHO IS ALSO A PRINCESS, IS STAGE RIGHT. SHE IS ATTENDED TO BY NUMEROUS LADIES IN WAITING. ANTONIO B, A RAFFISH MAN OF THE WORLD, ENTERS STAGE LEFT, PLAYING A LUTE AND SINGING LOUDLY...]

ANTONIO:

Signora Bella Donna
Not Tatyana or Svetlana
She's so cute, I just wanna
Give her a kiss
And show her my iguana.

BELLA DONNA:

Oh my word! What is that noise?
Methinks it is a cat, hoiking up a hairball.
Or perhaps a thunderous passing of wind
From the bowels of one of my ladies fair. [KNOWING LOOKS AMONG THE LADIES, LAUGHTER FROM ENTOURAGE]

Oh, its just you....Antonio.
Feline or fart, 'tis the same. [LAUGHS, ENTOURAGE LAUGHS WITH HER]

ANTONIO [SINGING]

Signora Bella Donna
And all the ladies fair
'Tis I, Antonio
The man who is gifted [ahem] "down there."

I am here to woo Bella Donna
A woman of refinement and grace,
So, what do you say, my ladyship,
Ditch these broads and come back to my place?

BELLA DONNA [Singing]:

Antonio, Antonio
Your sorry reputation as a lover preceeds you, alas!
Your codpiece is big,
But it covers a small twig
And you've hardly a hair on your @ss!

LADIES [Singing]:

His codpiece is big,
But it covers a twig,
And he's hardly a hair on his @ss!

[At this point, local authorities raided the show, shutting down the producution. Surviving copies of the libretto reveal that, after a number of improbable adventures and plot twists, Antonio and Signora Bella Donna eventually marry and live happily ever after.]
 

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Gregory Taylor said:
Bellissimo!

An Italian Opera In Honor Of The Fifth Anniversary Of The Nuptuals Of
Antonio B and Signora Bella Donna

[STREET SCENE, FLORENCE, ITALY, SOMETIME DURING THE LATE RENAISSANCE. SIGNORA BELLA DONNA, THE TOWN BEAUTY WHO IS ALSO A PRINCESS, IS STAGE RIGHT. SHE IS ATTENDED TO BY NUMEROUS LADIES IN WAITING. ANTONIO B, A RAFFISH MAN OF THE WORLD, ENTERS STAGE LEFT, PLAYING A LUTE AND SINGING LOUDLY...]

ANTONIO:

Signora Bella Donna
Not Tatyana or Svetlana
She's so cute, I just wanna
Give her a kiss
And show her my iguana.

BELLA DONNA:

Oh my word! What is that noise?
Methinks it is a cat, hoiking up a hairball.
Or perhaps a thunderous passing of wind
From the bowels of one of my ladies fair. [KNOWING LOOKS AMONG THE LADIES, LAUGHTER FROM ENTOURAGE]

Oh, its just you....Antonio.
Feline or fart, 'tis the same. [LAUGHS, ENTOURAGE LAUGHS WITH HER]

ANTONIO [SINGING]

Signora Bella Donna
And all the ladies fair
'Tis I, Antonio
The man who is gifted [ahem] "down there."

I am here to woo Bella Donna
A woman of refinement and grace,
So, what do you say, my ladyship,
Ditch these broads and come back to my place?

BELLA DONNA [Singing]:

Antonio, Antonio
Your sorry reputation as a lover preceeds you, alas!
Your codpiece is big,
But it covers a small twig
And you've hardly a hair on your @ss!

LADIES [Singing]:

His codpiece is big,
But it covers a twig,
And he's hardly a hair on his @ss!

[At this point, local authorities raided the show, shutting down the producution. Surviving copies of the libretto reveal that, after a number of improbable adventures and plot twists, Antonio and Signora Bella Donna eventually marry and live happily ever after.]

Lolz! Brilliant.

I'm not worthy, G.T., but Signora is going to have to read this... Grazie!
 

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gawd that was funny......I read it to my wife as she works on the script for the high school musical she is producing and directing.
 
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