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10.Without Lance, freaked out when wasn’t assigned #11.

9. Security couldn’t guarantee safety from menacing French barbers lining the route.

8. top podium step just too damn high

7. Secretly fighting bulimia all these years-worried he still looks fat in pink

6. Are you kidding-and miss Germany in World Cup semis?

5. realized Giant bike looks like a little girl’s bike

4. with so many contenders out, woriried winning would ruin the sympathetic also-ran image that’s taken so long to build

3. Watched too much Oprah-wonders why they all just can’t be winners

2 realized that with money in savings could live for 200 years on beer and donuts.

and the #1 reason:

1. Emergency pap smear in Spain
 

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10.Without Lance, freaked out when wasn’t assigned #11.

9. Security couldn’t guarantee safety from menacing French barbers lining the route.

8. top podium step just too damn high

7. Secretly fighting bulimia all these years-worried he still looks fat in pink

6. Are you kidding-and miss Germany in World Cup semis?

5. realized Giant bike looks like a little girl’s bike

4. with so many contenders out, woriried winning would ruin the sympathetic also-ran image that’s taken so long to build

3. Watched too much Oprah-wonders why they all just can’t be winners

2 realized that with money in savings could live for 200 years on beer and donuts.

and the #1 reason:

1. Emergency pap smear in Spain
Sarah told him to get his butt home.

http://www.supercycling.co.za/default.asp?id=182952&des=article&scat=supercycling/international
 
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