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Strained coccyx etc etc
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"We put up our tent on a dark
Green knoll, outside of town by
The train tracks and a seagull dump
Topping the bill was Horse Face Ethel
And her Marvelous Pigs in satin
We pounded our steaks in the ground
All powder brown
And the branches spread like scary
Fingers reaching – we
Were in a pasture in Kankakee
And one eyed Myra, the queen of
The galley who trained the
Ostrich and the camels
She looked at me squinty with her
One good eye in a Roy Orbison
t-shirt as she bottle fed
an Orangutan named
Tripod and then there was
Yodeling Elaine the
Queen of the air who wore a
Dollar sign medallion and she
Had a tiny bubble of spittle
Around her nostril and a
Little rusty tear, for she had
Lassoed and lost another
Tipsy sailor and over in
The burnt yellow tent
By the frozen tractor, the
Music was like electric sugar
And Zuzu Bolin played
“ Stavin’ Chain” and Mighty
Tiny on the saw and he
Threw his head back with a
Mouth full of gold teeth
And they played lopsided heart
And moon over Dog Street and
By the time they played Moanin Low
I was soakin wet and wild eyed
And Doctor Bliss slipped me a
Preparation and I fell asleep with
Livery Stable Blues in my ear
And me and Molley Hoey drank
Pruno and Koolaid she had a
Tattoo gun made out of a cassette
Motor and a guitar string and
she soaked a hanky in 3 roses
and rubbed it on the spot
and she drew a rickety heart and
a bent arrow and it hurt like
hell
and Funeral Wells spun
Poodle Murphy on the target
As he threw his hardware, only
Once in Sheboygan did he miss
At a matinee on Diamond Pier and
She’d never let him forget it
They were doing two shows and she
Had a high fever and he took
Off a piece of her ear and
Tip Little told her she should
Leave the bum but
Poodle said, “he fetched me
Last time I run” and I’d
Like to hammer this ring into
A bullet and I wish I
Had some whiskey and a gun
My dear, I wish I had some
Whiskey and a gun my dear
"
 

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a jumped up pantry boy
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kpcw said:
J's, sounds like you need a close shave and some green tea :) Go see the shaving thread etc.
its raining balls here. as a tough kid who sometimes swollows nails i thought about going riding, but no one pays me to be miserable.

instead im on like my 8th cup of coco (with real marshmellows)
 

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In need of sock puppet
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went looking for those snap on, snap off fenders for my cross bike to do a rain ride this am, now i'm thinking that rollers, then stiff brandy might be better.
 

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My back hurts
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thinkcooper said:
went looking for those snap on, snap off fenders for my cross bike to do a rain ride this am, now i'm thinking that stiff brandy, then rollers might be better.
Fixed your post for you. You're welcome.
 

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Strained coccyx etc etc
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il sogno said:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." :)
"Home is where you hang yourself." -Henry Rollins
 

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thinkcooper said:
went looking for those snap on, snap off fenders for my cross bike to do a rain ride this am, now i'm thinking that rollers, then stiff brandy might be better.
didn't figure you'd have a problem finding a strap-on way out there on the left coast, coop.
 

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Shirtcocker
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il sogno said:
"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy." :)
In between the dirt and disgust there must be
Some air to breathe and something to believe
Liquor and guns the sign says quite plain
Somehow life goes on in a place so insane

A long way from happiness
In a three-hour-away town
Whiskey bottle over Jesus
Not forever, just for now
Not forever, just for now

--Whiskey Bottle, Uncle Tupelo
 
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