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and why does he yield so much respect on this site? just curious...
creative/colorful stories (outright lies) are of course welcome.
 

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'cause he pays us all to adore him.......
 

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bahueh said:
and why does he yield so much respect on this site? just curious...
creative/colorful stories (outright lies) are of course welcome.
He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Irons. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
 

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I heard from Yarble that he was Eddie's coach back in the day. Eddie used to wish he was half the cyclist.....
 

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bahueh said:
and why does he yield so much respect on this site? just curious...
creative/colorful stories (outright lies) are of course welcome.
Like all fictional heroes, Kerry Irons is a distillation of the heroic potential in each of us.
 

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He goes by several noms de guerre, KerryIrons, Ishy, and as most cognoscenti believe, he is 75% of the first time posters raving about his/her Motobecane. There is sufficient online evidence that supports the notion that he is, in fact, an ongoing AI experiment conducted by the NSA. This of course can't be confirmed, BUT never have "Kerry" and Michael V. Hayden, current NSA director, been seen together.

Other theorists note that this "KerryIrons" only started showing up frequently when Michael Jackson went into seclusion. His posts increased in frequency shortly after Michael Jackson moved to Bahrain. Suspicious, I know. On at least two occasions, "KerryIrons" has mentioned "bubbles."
 

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He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Irons. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

Probably one of the best movies ever.
 

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Univeral respect

Someone posted a pic of him in his bibs once, and after that it was game over. He can't walk past a fruit stand without getting falsely accused of smuggling plums. The cat is sporting some serious produce. Respect is spelled G-R-A-P-E-F-R-U-I-T-S!
 

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He goes by several noms de guerre, KerryIrons, Ishy, and as most cognoscenti believe, he is 75% of the first time posters raving about his/her Motobecane. There is sufficient online evidence that supports the notion that he is, in fact, an ongoing AI experiment conducted by the NSA. This of course can't be confirmed, BUT never have "Kerry" and Michael V. Hayden, current NSA director, been seen together.

Other theorists note that this "KerryIrons" only started showing up frequently when Michael Jackson went into seclusion. His posts increased in frequency shortly after Michael Jackson moved to Bahrain. Suspicious, I know. On at least two occasions, "KerryIrons" has mentioned "bubbles."

I miss Ishmael.......he was a funny guy...
 

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He goes by several noms de guerre, KerryIrons, Ishy, and as most cognoscenti believe, he is 75% of the first time posters raving about his/her Motobecane. ..........
Oh, c'mon!! Even Kerry would confirm that 80% of all Motobecanes ever made were [email protected]
 

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He is supposed to be Turkish. Some say his father was German. Nobody believed he was real. Nobody ever saw him or knew anybody that ever worked directly for him, but to hear Kobayashi tell it, anybody could have worked for Irons. You never knew. That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.
Wait that's Kaiser Soze...:p
 

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Let's put it this way, Chuck Norris accepts e-mail from two (2) people:

1). Ken Shamrock
2). Kerry Irons
After Ken's last fight with Tito, he was bumped and Rich Franklin took his place.
 

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Kerry Irons tutored Albert Einstein.
 

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He is a space alien with lab harvested human skin. He actually invented all the tools currently sold by Park. They wanted to name them after him but thought that Iron Tools made them sound too heavy.
 
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