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Diphthong
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Post-ride deliciousness. I've only had the Guaca Salsa but that's all I need. The guac is mixed with a tomatillo and salsa verde.

Oh, anyone that's going to tell me to make my own can suck it. I don't have to with this stuff around.

https://www.whollyguac.com/our_products/guaca_salsa

 

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midnight melon mounter
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Ingredient list looks ok, although it lacks lime juice. I agree that tomatillos are a wonderful addition to guacamole, while tomatoes are not.

But man, tub guac is just a shame. A damn shame.
 

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midnight melon mounter
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And it should be some kind of crime to say that a single serving is two tablespoons.
 

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Alex-in-Evanston said:
But man, tub guac is just a shame. A damn shame.
+1

//im now craving avocado
 

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Sticky Valentine
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Alex-in-Evanston said:
And it should be some kind of crime to say that a single serving is two tablespoons.

Serious. One tub should be considered a single serving.

As far as tub guac goes, the best I've ever had is a brand I had a WF a few times. It's called Evolution. They made guac and salsa, but I can't seem to find it anymore. It was pretty expensive, but it was the only tub guac that came close to the fresh stuff.

TJ's has guac in similar packaging that is fairly decent (called Avocado's Number). it might be the same thing, just re-branded for TJ's. It's not bad, and it'll do in a pinch. But TJ's also sells their "guacamole kits" that have everything you need to make it yourself.






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Not a guacamole fan, but dammit, you can't post an appreciation to store-bought guacamole!!! What's next, an appreciation for canned soup??? White bread?

Get yourself a molcajete and make it yourself!
 

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Tub guacamole? Next you're going to tell me this stuff is wonderful. :prrr:
 

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The serving size should be a clue...

I've never used tomatillos but might try that sometime instead of lime (different thing, but could work). Lime keeps the avacado from turning brown five minutes after you mash it - do tomatillos have some kind of super hero anti-browning power? I mean, it would have been made a couple weeks ago at least (yes I realize it's an air-tight package, but still).
 

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Haters all (except bob)
 

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Diphthong
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mohair_chair said:
Not a guacamole fan, but dammit, you can't post an appreciation to store-bought guacamole!!! What's next, an appreciation for canned soup??? White bread?

Get yourself a molcajete and make it yourself!
If we can have a Menthol and Eucalyptus Zicam appreciation thread, we can have a guacamole appreciation thread.
 

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Bulldozer said:
If we can have a Menthol and Eucalyptus Zicam appreciation thread, we can have a guacamole appreciation thread.
No, I think that violates the forum rules, and you are looking at a lifetime ban. The rules clearly state that can have a guacamole appreciation thread, but not if it comes out of a tub, or you must call it the "tub guacamole appreciation thread." I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
 

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mohair_chair said:
No, I think that violates the forum rules, and you are looking at a lifetime ban. The rules clearly state that can have a guacamole appreciation thread, but not if it comes out of a tub, or you must call it the "tub guacamole appreciation thread." I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
You can be banned just for talking about the rules.

The first rule of appreciation thread rules is you don't talk about appreciation thread rules.
 

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DrRoebuck said:
You can be banned just for talking about the rules.

The first rule of appreciation thread rules is you don't talk about appreciation thread rules.

You are so fcuked.


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DrRoebuck said:
You can be banned just for talking about the rules.

The first rule of appreciation thread rules is you don't talk about appreciation thread rules.
Damn. That means I gotta fight.

Oh, dammit! I'm not supposed to talk about that either.

I am not good at this stuff.
 

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mohair_chair said:
No, I think that violates the forum rules, and you are looking at a lifetime ban. The rules clearly state that can have a guacamole appreciation thread, but not if it comes out of a tub, or you must call it the "tub guacamole appreciation thread." I'm sorry, I don't make the rules.
company man through and through, aren't ya?
 
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