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Call me a Fred
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Those chimps sure know what turns the ladies on.

Chimpanzees enter into "deals" whereby they exchange meat for sex, according to researchers.

Male chimps that are willing to share the proceeds of their hunting expeditions mate twice as often as their more selfish counterparts.
 

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Captain Obvious
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guess i've been doing it wrong.
 

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Frog Whisperer
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OldEndicottHiway said:
That's pretty funny.

Maybe that's where modern man got the idea to buy dinner for his date. :)
I bought lots of dinners that didn't net me any...................................
 

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Spicy Dumpling
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Isn't trading meat a double entendre anyway?
 

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OldEndicottHiway said:
Maybe if you'd actually gone to the trouble of killing the cow with your bare hands and dragging the carcass home....
who says I didn't?.....
 

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Christine said:
I don't eat much meat........guess I'm a cheap date by chimp standards.
I guess I'm just a Chimp, by date standards..............
 

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Yeah the problem with the typical dude on a dinner date is, he doesn't get the delivery defined in advance of payment, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

So it can be said that the average chimp is a better deal-maker than most dudes.

Not surprising.
 

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Lemur-ing
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I guess vegans don't get any action then. Poor Joe, this is gonna demoralize him now. You bastid Mike. :D
 

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OldEndicottHiway said:
That's pretty funny.

Maybe that's where modern man got the idea to buy dinner for his date. :)
I was more thinking of a hooker transaction myself.
 
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