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With all the "quality" Hollywoods been putting out lately, I'm certain this list will be long and vary quite a bit.

That said, what was the worst movie you saw in '05?

Mine was "Sin City."

Jennifer Alba in chaps didn't nearly make up for how bad that movie was. :rolleyes:
 

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spyderman said:
With all the "quality" Hollywoods been putting out lately, I'm certain this list will be long and vary quite a bit.

That said, what was the worst movie you saw in '05?

Mine was "Sin City."

Jennifer Alba in chaps didn't nearly make up for how bad that movie was. :rolleyes:
Let's see. Adam Sandler was in what movie(s) in 2005?
 

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3 worst:

Electra
Stealth
XXX: State of the Nation

No, FWIW, I refused to pay to see all three. They were too stupid to even consider.
 

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I wouldn't want to venture a guess. But of the ones I've seen, and can remember, Syriana stands out as being particularly bad. I saw it a couple of weeks ago, and still have no idea what was going on in the movie.
 

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Had to be Dukes of Hazzard. I only made it to the opening credits, which were about 10 minutes into the movie. Of course I am assuming that it didn't get any better.
 

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In no particular order. . .

King Kong
The Aristocrats-even though Gilbert Godfried [?] was good in it.
Elektra
 

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whit417 said:
Had to be Dukes of Hazzard. I only made it to the opening credits, which were about 10 minutes into the movie. Of course I am assuming that it didn't get any better.

Rolling Stone labeled the Dukes of Hazzard as potentially the worst movie ever made.

Well, after 20 years, it is time for something to dethrone "Ishtar."
 

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I'd say "Lost in Space" is the worst ever. Unbearable even with the assistance of seriously happyfying drugs.
 

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I'd say "Lost in Space" is the worst ever. Unbearable even with the assistance of seriously happyfying drugs.
Ever-I'd give that title to "Van Helsing" ('04 IIRC so not an eligible flick) or"Forbidden Planet" first
 

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Ever-I'd give that title to "Van Helsing" ('04 IIRC so not an eligible flick) or"Forbidden Planet" first
Forbidden Planet? How dare you! I think we have another candidate for the stake - rogger, Start the fire, I'll get the ropes.....
 

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Forbidden Planet? How dare you! I think we have another candidate for the stake - rogger, Start the fire, I'll get the ropes.....
Stake! Steak! Fire! Rightaway...
 

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Forbidden Planet? How dare you! I think we have another candidate for the stake - rogger, Start the fire, I'll get the ropes.....
"It's a fair cop"


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spyderman said:
With all the "quality" Hollywoods been putting out lately, I'm certain this list will be long and vary quite a bit.

That said, what was the worst movie you saw in '05?

Mine was "Sin City."

Jennifer Alba in chaps didn't nearly make up for how bad that movie was. :rolleyes:
Well, according to IMDB, Ben Affleck didn't appear in any movies last year, so the "worst movie" field is finally open for others.
 

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Room 1201 said:
Ever-I'd give that title to "Van Helsing" ('04 IIRC so not an eligible flick) or"Forbidden Planet" first
NOTHING with Kate Beckinsale in it could ever qualify for worst movie ever. Period. You're wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, WRONG. Her hotness guarantees at least two stars.
 

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Room 1201 said:
Ever-I'd give that title to "Van Helsing" ('04 IIRC so not an eligible flick) or"Forbidden Planet" first
I was watching some friends' kids a while back and they wanted to watch Van Helsing. I knew nothing about it, so we watched it. I would have to say that, as an individual, I am a far worse human being now having seen that movie. Horrendous.
 

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I was dragged to see that in the theater by friends. It is the only movie I have ever fell asleep in. Bad, bad, bad, and not even bad-funny. Just stinking bad.
 

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We don't get to the movies much.

My wife and I got a babysitter and went to see a Tom Hanks movie, and I can't remember the name of it. There was a Wayans brother in it too. It was a remake about a Casino boat heist. it was so bad I can't remember if it was this year or 2004.
Comic Book Guy-"Worst movie ever."
 

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Didn't see that many movies this year. I was disappointed in the following:

Elizabethtown
Constant Gardener
Memoirs of a Geisha
Mrs. Henderson Presents
 

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"Running With Scissors"

spyderman said:
what was the worst movie you saw in '05?
"Running With Scissors"
Annette Bening, Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Fiennes, Alec Baldwin

This movie is due out in 2006, but I saw an early screening of it in December 2005.

Has anyone read this book? WTF?! No, really, WTF?! No, seriously, WTF?!

Not only did I want my time back, but I wanted my money back as well. And this was a FREE screening!!

Can anyone explain this movie/book to me? Please?
 

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Forgot to add King Kong onto the list. I was just getting the feeling back in my a$$ from the third Lord of the Rings and then I had to sit through this one. :rolleyes:
 
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