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I want to open a restaurant. A unique place. A little edgey, goth, and dark.

Done up inside like a coffin. Blue velvet, with ruffles and taffeta and buttons. Picture Fridays meets the Adams Family. Shruken heads with LEDs for lighting. Torches. A guillotine in the corner. An electric chair that zaps you when you sit in it, we'd take pictures of course.

The menu? Famous last meals. Death row surf and turf. Rasputin's soup. Marie Antoinette cake. A culinary, funerary delight!!!

Cocktails? Bloody Mary, Zombies, Dark and Stormy.

The wait staff would be either zombies or the undead, depending which night you arrived.

And of course, we'd offer a deluxe pris fixe menu for parties of thirteen.

I think it'd go over well here in Santa Cruz.

 

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What about the Johnny Cash-ed Out Burger? or the Jimmy Morrison Islands on the Storm Habenero Hot Wings,

Keep it rolling loungers...
 

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Makes me think of the night club scene at the end of Buñuel's "Simón del Desierto"
SIMON: What is this dance called?
DEVIL: "The radioactive flesh" It's the latest ... and the last.
 

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thinkcooper said:
Screw that stupid bike shop thing - you should be my partner in this.

Cobain-ers "No Brainer" Fajitas

Asking for a raise tomorrow if it goes poorly I'm in...


Here is my MJ's Slogan

"One Ball, One Call, we're the shop that does it all ...473-0222"
 

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teoteoteo said:
"One Ball, One Call, we're the shop that does it all ...473-0222"
I'm heading off to yoga now, but this one is gonna stick. I'll be in deep meditation, think of this and probably fart from laughing.
 
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