[CC09]

- your bike(s) and related equipment are worth more than your car
- your bike(s) are better maintained than your car
- you spend more time on your bike(s) than in your car
- 30 minutes after the most painful ride if your life you start planning out what ride you are going to do the next day
- you stock more of your preffered energy bar/drink in your house than any other food group
- your computer desktop picture is of a bike or bike-related
- your computer favorites list has its own bike folder
- you dream about cycling

what can you come up with?

 

[Retro Grouch]

You drive up a steep hill in your car and wonder what it would be like ride up it on your bike.

You are so thin from cycling you are asked if you have a terminal illness. True story.

You have the most current issue of Cycle Sport in the john.

 

[MB1]

This is very stupid.

You are a cyclist if you want to think you are.

No rules required for entry into this club.

 

[CC09]

its not rules nor is it a club, its just traits some of us may share.

"you are a cyclist if you want think you are" - just about sums it up.

 

[colker1]

look.. there is a big sign on the bar: no cycling on the premises. no bikes allowed.

 

[S2H]

There is already a thread chock full of the "you know you're a cyclist when..." thingies in the archives. Now...

WHO WANTS TO SEX S2H???​

WE GOT MOTHER****IN' SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P I E !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Poast of the week. etc. etc. etc.