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Dr. Popp proved that light in your body is stored by, and emitted from, your DNA.

The DNA inside each cell vibrates at a frequency of several billion hertz ...

The vibration is created through the coil-like contraction and extension of your DNA -- which occurs several billion times per second -- and every time it contracts, it squeezes out one single biophoton; a light particle.
 

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Creakyknees said:
Dr. Popp proved that light in your body is stored by, and emitted from, your DNA.

The DNA inside each cell vibrates at a frequency of several billion hertz ...

The vibration is created through the coil-like contraction and extension of your DNA -- which occurs several billion times per second -- and every time it contracts, it squeezes out one single biophoton; a light particle.
This is largely due to the ingestion of ethidium bromide, a DNA intercolator, which lodges itself betwixt base pairs (whilst, of course the latter is vibrating at this fantastic rate) and glows bright red as it's excited by gamm rays emitted from the sun.
 

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Antonio_B said:
This is largely due to the ingestion of ethidium bromide, a DNA intercolator, which lodges itself betwixt base pairs (whilst, of course the latter is vibrating at this fantastic rate) and glows bright red as it's excited by gamm rays emitted from the sun.
gam rays...who knew
 

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svend said:
gam rays...who knew
I've never wanted to intercalate more than I do right now.
 

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Go ride your bike Creaky, you reading to much on the interwebz at this point.
 

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Antonio_B said:
I've never wanted to intercalate more than I do right now.
pretty sure their vibrational frequency(kenneth) would be off the charts...Thank You
 

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This thread doesn't deliver. Unlike FedEx who just delivered my Kindle 3-- woo hoo. Just need to get out of work now!
 

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Can you guys help me phrase this a little lighter? Wanting to tell all the LADIES at the club tonight they are glowing.

Then I can regurgitate this **** to the brainyer chicks. It's like scoring two points with one line.
 

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Can you guys help me phrase this a little lighter? Wanting to tell all the LADIES at the club tonight they are glowing.

Then I can regurgitate this **** to the brainyer chicks. It's like scoring two points with one line.
Just print the whole thread and read it to em.
 
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